Lame Reasons Not To Date Someone.

Girls that have big prominent tatoos.

Girls that have an IQ under 100.

 

According to your profile, I need to add 260 posts to your total.

According to your profile, you have the same exact birthdate as my brother.

According to your post, you are not a fan of idiots with tattoos.

 

I think that's a good synopsis. Good work Mooch.

 

I refuse to date dead women & Anna Nicole Smith.

 

haha...isn't that what dave chappelle did on his show?

 

The title of the thread is Lame Reasons Not To Date Someone.

 

Lame reason #1: I would not date a women who likes to spend a lot of unnecessary time on the cell phone and who then will call all throughout the day just to say "what are you doing'

Lame reason #2: I would not date a a girl who makes fun of the fact that I may get fart stains in my underwear, occasionally. teasing a man about his fart stained underwear is not cool.

 

I don't like girls whos' second toe is bigger than their first toe.

 

I won't date any woman who even knows where the Lifetime channel is on the dial. Yeah, that's pretty lame but true.

 

I wont date a woman because....
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.my wife would kill me..

 

Yeah, they wouldn't make a good Queen of Zemunda.