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Lame Reasons Not To Date Someone.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by coma, Aug 1, 2003.

  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    If it's something that bothers you, it can't be lame.

    I'm extremely picky when I date women, hence the reason I haven't had a real gf in a long time. I'm looking for very specific, and I don't consider that lame, but rather a high set of standards that a woman must meet if she "wants to get with me" ;)
     
  2. ROCKSS

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    She doesnt shave under her arms
     
  3. F.D. Khan

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    Coma,

    DAMN! You have hit the nail on the head with the 'ghetto' talk.

    I just don't understand how some really cute girls with good educational backgrounds can speak like that.

    "You know what i'm sayin" - Of course I know what you're saying, you just told me!!!!

    And if some chic started doing that stupid-ass "Days Go By" song from the Mitsubishi commercial I would open my car door and throw her skank ass out.
     
  4. coma

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    A couple more..

    -Long fingernails with ridiculous designs
    -Flabby triceps and likes to wear tank tops! Yuck.
    -Fat knees.
     
  5. DCkid

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    What about girls who actually use the phrase "that's so ghetto" when referring to something below their standards.
     
  6. drapg

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    Damn homeskillets, why all the hate on the ghetto talk? It's truly tha shiznit. I be tizzalkin like dat all da time with my homies.

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    as a form of mockery, though.
     
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    i'm surprised that none of you guys have mentioned any of these:

    1. if she only dates someone that drives a bmw.
    2. if she was joan of arc in her former life.
    3. if she has a twin, her name is peaches, she hiccups, and she's a rapper.
    4. if she looks like a man and wants to tear you and your friend apart.
    5. if she's almost single because she has a husband that's on death row.
    6. if she talks so much about her goals and aspirations that you get tired.
    7. if she and her sister were formerly siamese twins that are on their very first date.

    ;)
     
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  8. MoBalls

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    If she is missing a tooth......there goes half of Texas.....
     
  9. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I always broke up with the ones that had penises.
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    OK, codell. What if she got VD from riding a tractor? :D

    Seriously, I broke up with a really hot philippino chick because she had ADD.
     
  11. JuanValdez

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    What a depressing thread. I'm glad I don't have anything to add that hasn't already been covered.
     
  12. Mrs. JB

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    The only guys I would never pursue relationships with were the superficial, nit-picky, fault-finding asses.

    :)
     
  13. Zion

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    Among others:

    -Hammer Time!
    -Too much make up
     
  14. MoBalls

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    LOL....I knew that was coming.....
     
  15. Mr. Mooch

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    Oh, man you read my mind! I thought the term 'Kankles' was only regional. I didn't know it was worldwide.

    Although, I think it's spelled 'Cankles' over here. I could be wrong. It is fun, however, to tell someone they have c/kankles and see them get angry.

    Also, another reason you wouldn't want to date a girl is if she refuses to give you a massage.

    But hey, if she refuses to wear anything except a bra outdoors, go for it!
     
  16. TheMaster1

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    I'm lucky that my bf isn't as picky as you guys.

    I wouldn't day a girl that:

    has bad breath.
    breathe's loud.
    hogs the blanket.
    never pays the bill.
     
  17. AntiSonic

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    As long as they have a pulse, they're fair game.
     
  18. Gutter Snipe

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    Y'all need to wake up. Seriously.

    Fat knees? Fat ankles? Why don't you try and focus on the woman and her personality?

    Just remember the lessons that Shallow Hal taught us - attractive women are usually way too high maintenance.

    But good luck with that single thing. :D
     
  19. KingCheetah

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    A few more reasons to say nope:
    If your related to her.
    She wears toughskins.
    She is bald on purpose.
    Has teardrops tatooed on her face.
    If her name is Dave.
    Has Marky Mark posters.
     
  20. MoBalls

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    I can tell from your post that you really hated that bf for the 4 reasons above....I bet you are glad you dont day him anymore

    Are you related to YoYao?
     
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