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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by basso, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. AroundTheWorld

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    I knew I was setting myself up for something here :grin:.

    Still haven't read it and don't plan to.

    The OP clearly exceeds my attention span after some beer.
     
    #61 AroundTheWorld, Apr 20, 2012
  2. rocketsjudoka

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    This reminds me of one of the worst jobs I ever had. When I was working as a temp I worked for a dating service that used voice mail. My job was to screen the greeting messages to make sure that they weren't saying anything offensive.

    It was quite an eye opener into human behavior and there were a lot of interesting messages, some hilarious, some pathetic, some bizarre and a very few that were hot. There was one that was very similar to this one where the guy started out talking about traditional values, how Christian he was and also how he wouldn't tolerate dating a woman who was into drugs or smoked. Right at the end though he said "if you meet all of that and believe in Christ we can GET FREAKY AND DO THE WILD THANG!"
     
    #62 rocketsjudoka, Apr 20, 2012
  3. eveluvsrox

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    No sir

    I had a roomate once who only liked to be f***** in the ass:eek:
    Seriously. We were talking one day and she came out of nowhere with it. I was like wtf. Like I said, I'll leave that to the professionals.
     
    #63 eveluvsrox, Apr 20, 2012
  4. QdoubleA

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    ...go on....

    or

    What's her number?

    or

    Pics or it didn't happen
     
    #64 QdoubleA, Apr 20, 2012
  5. AroundTheWorld

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    #65 AroundTheWorld, Apr 20, 2012
  6. BrieflySpeaking

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    Whe the F is this thread still active? All of you are bunch of jotos. :eek:
     
    #66 BrieflySpeaking, Apr 20, 2012
  7. basso

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    what's disturbing about a DP?
     
    #67 basso, Apr 20, 2012
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    Crap, I just read the OP. I take back what I said before.

    [​IMG]
     
    #68 AroundTheWorld, Apr 20, 2012
  9. Major Malcontent

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    Hey Finals....my best friend and I have a nice bottle of Bookers bourbon and we were wondering....no....o.k. well can't blame a guy for trying...a man is only as good as his dream.
     
    #69 Major Malcontent, Apr 20, 2012
  10. CCorn

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    I've tried to get girls to take it back door 3 times... All ended with them yelling at me for days.
     
    #70 CCorn, Apr 20, 2012
  11. AroundTheWorld

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  12. basso

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    woodford would do the trick.
     
    #72 basso, Apr 20, 2012
  13. thegary

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    only two good things about this thread:
    - the ladies came out to play ;)
    - ATW finally came out of the closet :rolleyes:
     
    #73 thegary, Apr 20, 2012
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  15. vlaurelio

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    so did you close the deal?
     
    #75 vlaurelio, Apr 20, 2012
  16. finalsbound

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    have you ever been penetrated in two orifices at the same time?

    ...while sober?

    didn't think so.
     
    #76 finalsbound, Apr 20, 2012
  17. plutoblue11

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    That's classic and I'm willing to beat the guy who wrote that is a Republican leaning citizen.
     
    #77 plutoblue11, Apr 20, 2012
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    There simply aren't enough facepalms in the world for this.
     
    #79 ballerboy001, Apr 21, 2012
  20. hotballa

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    have you? :eek:
     
    #80 hotballa, Apr 21, 2012
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