Grass must've grew when he conned the Nets into not playing for at all the home games during that season.
I applaud Dallas for skirting giving Kyrie a full max, but man, I cannot begin to tell you how much I would HATE having that man taking up a significant portion of my team's cap space for the foreseeable future. I don't think he'll get a deal this lucrative again no matter what, and this guy couldn't be incentivized to make Basketball his top priority when he had the possibility of several max contracts in front of him. It won't surprise me if this dude never plays more than 40-50 games in a season again.
Does kyrie charge differently for folks with flat feet? They have a cheat with the earth being flat and all...