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Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Rileydog, Oct 19, 2010.

  1. leroy

    leroy Member
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    Wouldn't a staunch conservative not use condoms?
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

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    Catholic?
     
  3. conquistador#11

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    How about stubborn more than conservative?
    The front office, however, is a different story when it comes to paying for veterans. Sometimes I get the feeling that just because they were burned with the likes of Ahman green, they hesitate a little. It's mike sherman's fault! =)


    But I want to play this conservative game..

    Kubiak is so conservative that when he read the bible, he skipped the new testament because he felt Joseph was too old for Mary.
     
  4. Mr. Clutch

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    Kubiak is so stubborn that he drafted defensive end Mario Williams over consenus #1 pick Reggie Bush and fan favorite Vince Young. :confused:
     
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    I meant as in going to battle with the same kids in the defensive backfield.
    But yes, all coaches are stubborn.
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    I do think he is slow to make changes in starters. He seems to be too loyal at times. It took WAAAY to long to bench Slaton.
     
  7. BmwM3

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    Kubiak is so stubborn he poops standing up and pees sitting down.

    Did I do this right? :confused:
     
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  8. woodtee

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    Kubiak is so conservative he won't even send pictures of his genitalia to a girl inthe Jets organization!
     
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    Kubiak is so conservative Limbaugh wants to give him four more years.
     
  10. Precision340

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    Kubiak is so conservative he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
     
  11. jakedasnake

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    Kubiak is so conservative that he avoids vending machines because he hates change.
     
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  12. pacman0590

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    kubiaks so conservative he hasn't changed his hair cut since he was seven.
     
  13. BrooksBall

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    ...he doesn't throw the red flag cuz he doesn't wanna waste energy picking it up.
     
  14. codell

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    Kubiak is so convervative, he couldn't smooth a silk sheet if he a hot date with a babe.........


    I lost my train of thought.
     
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    Kubiak is so conservative, he didn't respond in time for victims of Hurricane Katrina.
     
  16. Phillyrocket

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    Kubiak is so conservative he tried to hire Glenn Beck as offensive coordinator.
     
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    Kubiak is so conservative micheal moore is making a movie about him "bowling for mediocrity".
     
  18. pgabriel

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    kubiak is so conservative that he went into a game on the road with his quarterback going for (17) yards and ron dayne toting the rock and he won
     
  19. got em COACH

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    Kubiak is so conservative, he ask to borrow a dollar to buy a .89 drink because he doesn't want to break his own dollar bill.
     
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    Kubiak is so conservative that he'd rather stay put with the NFL's worse secondary than make a trade! What's up with that???
     

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