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KPJ is a prophet of the LORD

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PatBev, Mar 5, 2023.

  1. PatBev

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    We could’ve been a mediocre middle of the pack team after the Harden trying to scramble together Wall, LeVert, Allen, and Wood and get bounced in the play in games, but no, GOD had something else planned for us

    The Lord delivered us a trouble making child with all the talent in the world that nobody wanted. We cleaned his face, called him a point guard, and are intentionally using him to lead a tank telling the league we are trying to make him a point guard

    The child has only praised Houston, wants to be apart of the team, and has done every task we asked him while being the organizations whipping boy throughout a pure tank job

    As we wait for the great flood of the 2023 draft of Wemby or Scoot, KPJ has been building the Ark. Loaded the ship with Green, Jabari, Sengun, and Tari, and now we wait for the great day of draft lottery judgment

    He’s a god damn hero but like the non believers y’all are y’all would rather stone him to death
     
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    Pray for Victor
     
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    He can go. Didnt wantem, dont needem. Hes gonna two piece Jabari if Bari barks at him like he does everyone else. Cant wait.
     
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    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    13 dimes tonight.....what a player.

    DD
     
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    The hoodrats are out tonight.
     
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  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    That is in Memphis with Morant.

    DD
     
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  8. PatBev

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    KPJ delivered my first live in person win last night in San Antonio

    Something Harden couldn’t do after driving to Houston 3 separate times during his time here. One of them was a young young Booker phoenix team. Harden couldn’t even beat a easy one for me

    I found my messiah
     
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    "but like the non believers y’all are y’all would rather STONE him to death"

    I see what you did there...
     
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  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Trade him to Memphis after the season, for Tyus Jones. We can throw in Nix. The numbers should match. Thanks.
     
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    Wow! Very interesting take. I've been saying all along that KPJ was much better than people gave him credit for.

    You can only do so much with the talent you're surrounded with; Jabari was new, Tari was new, KPJ and Bruno started off well but Bruno got hurt. In addition to all of that, Green and Sengun struggled the first half of the yr.
     
  12. PatBev

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    I just don’t know what everybody expected with a guard rotation of Nix, Mathew’s, Christopher, and Tyty

    Jabari hasn’t helped much and Jalen looks like he didn’t work that much in the off-season and Silas is Silas

    KPJ look like he took the off-season serious and continues to improve both on the court and maturity

    I prefer Henderson over Wemby but I don’t understand wanting to be done with him after we were given him for free

    I would at least show him respect and try to move him to the SF position to start games and lead the second unit during rotations if we draft Henderson. Having Henderson, Green, and KPJ on the roster is also prime injury insurance

    The kid is obviously the best shooter in the team and can be a secondary playmaker

    Jabari deserves to come off the bench before KPJ if we draft Henderson

    KPJ was the only thing that kept us alive in our tough opening schedule before we went completely off the rails in coaching and the team lost all confidence
     
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    simping for KPJ is one of the strangest things

    stanning for a player this mediocre
     
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    So do we pray to KPJ now or what's the plan? How do we let the Messiah know we are followers?
     
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    Pray to Head Honcho.
     
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    “…..and on the 22nd Day of June, the Lord said let there be Wemby”

    Rockets: 23:34
     
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    Thy will be done.
     
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    13 assists w/ 4 turnovers, a 3.25 AST/TO tonight was pretty nice. Averaging 3 to 1 is typically elite.
     
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    Shouldn't have laughed.
     
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  20. Downtown Sniper

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    Kpj fans really do channel Kpj's IQ.
     

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