I would go to every one of my friends who is a Mavs "fan" (i.e. lived in Dallas all their lives and only three years ago heard that they even had a basketball team in their ****hole of a city, fell in love with a giant German dude [not that there's anything wrong with that!], and... well... they're Mavs fans!) and just improvise frome there. I hate them. I hate them so very very much. Last year, when, as predicted, they choked in the Finals, I had a field day. If this happens, it will likely be the best day of my life.