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kissing tips

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketsinsider, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Yeah, kind of funny how a kissing thread can turn into a flame war. GOD I love this site!

    :D
     
  2. Zac D

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    You people with hell-or-high-water-this-is-my-technique-and-I'm-not-straying-from-it-dammit are the biggest problem with society today.
     
  3. TMac640

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    i was convinced this was only me. i don't know, i just don't trust myself to not miss if i don't actually look at what i'm doing, lmao.

    there are times where i actually close them though, but it's like 10%
     
  4. TMac640

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    on a side note, you can always google a pretty good portion of anything if this thread turns into anymore of a useless flame war.


    granted:

    it's a little bit of cop out advice, but i seem to forget how to kiss between gf's. always takes like a week adjustment period, lol. tmac640 shall get back to this thread.
     
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    Bite her bottom lip then lean back and dry hump while you whisper "baby" in your best Richard Crenna voice.
     
  6. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yes, you are weird for doing that. :p

    Gotta love a thread that turns into a flame war...

    I will echo that when you kiss a woman, try to kiss her lips softly and make sure your lips are moist before you try the kiss. Nothing is worse (other than getting a cheek) than a dry kiss. As for the tongue, I wouldn't use that unless it is a serious relationship or getting to that point. And even then you have to be gentle with that - as one other poster said, some women (my wife being one of them) like to get rough with their tongue but don't like it when you reciprocate the roughness. The good news for me is that I know what my wife's preferences are in that arena (kissing, foreplay, etc.). For a girl that you have never kissed before, you just have to do trial and error. Believe me - if she really likes you, she'll be patient with you until you learn what she likes and doesn't like in terms of kissing.
     
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    while you kiss stick a finger in the crack of her butt...she wont even notice your bad kissing
     
  8. MiniMing

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    Yeah do this...
     
  9. ChalupaSupreme

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    Sometimes when I'm kissing my gf I have my eyes wide open and it's funny when she opens her eyes and sees my scary eyes look like I'm about to rape her.

    There is also this thing you can try.. well I'm not sure if I should share. My gf will kill me if she finds out I'm writing it.
     
  10. Invisible Fan

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    Finger in the pooper?
     
  11. swilkins

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    You probably shouldn't do what Deniro did to that ho in Cape Fear.
     
  12. weslinder

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    Three pages and no jokes about the thread title? It's "kissing tips", guys. Y'all are letting me down.
     
  13. Blake

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    Rent Dumb & Dumber, skip straight to the Jim Carrey dream sequence, then do exactly what he does.
     
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    :D

    i am still stunned by the idea of someone asking for kissing advice in here in general...
     
  15. KingCheetah

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    Forgot to ask, what is the rotation per minute (rpm) rate on that clockwise tongue scrolling (cts) fatty?
     
  16. ChalupaSupreme

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    Hahaha oh man that's disgusting! You mean like the shocker? I don't understand that.. can someone explain to me why anyone would like that?
     
  17. TMac640

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    send me a private message. i must know.
     
  18. Hippieloser

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    There's no one "technique" that works on every girl. Some women like a lot of tongue action, some don't like much at all. My current girlfriend really doesn't care about kissing at all.

    The key to pleasing anyone with your kisses IMO is to pay attention to what she responds to (both positively AND negatively) and DEFINITELY be aggressive. That doesn't mean cramming your tongue down her throat; that means not being timid going in for a kiss. KISS her so that she STAYS kissed. A good kiss says "I want more of you."

    edit: Oh, and I've also been busted for kissing with my eyes open. What can I say, I'm a very visual guy! :D
     
  19. pradaxpimp

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    is this too subtle?

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  20. pradaxpimp

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    Are you serious? So u've never tried to get better at something even though your passionate about it?
     

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