[Kind of Disturbing] Ever been hit HARD in the crotch?

When I was playing sometime, there was a guy on all fours trying to be stealth behind some buses. We caught him and shot him up from behind from about 25 feet. Well he took about 3 in the nuts and started throwing up, pretty brutal.

 

Did anyone else instantly recall this scene?

Buzzcut: “What makes you think you're a man?”
Butt-head: “Huh-huh, We've got wieners.”
Buzzcut: “You think that makes you a man? I'll show you a real man... kick me in the jimmy.” *whack*
Buzzcut: “Yyyyeessss. Kick me again, harder.” *whack*
Buzzcut: “Yyyyeessss.”
Butt-head: “Whoa, that was cool.”

 

I one had a dream where I was fighting this guy and he was kicking my ass. He had me on the ground and was kneeing me in the nuts repeatedly.

I woke up, and somehow through the night my underwear had gotten twisted and was squeezing my nuts causing my dream.

 

This thread is nuts.

 

I'm glad to say that I've never been hit in the sack with a paintball. We were screwing around in a guy's backyard one time though with paintball guns when my friend got hit in the balls. He stood up from behind the chair or whatever he was hiding behind and said "Stop," which of course no one heard, and got lit up for coming out. He proceded to punch the side of his garage, walk into his house, and collapse in the fetal position as soon as he got through the door of his house.

 

LOL

 

I just remembered a time during a high school basketball where I tried to take a charge and took a knee to the crotch instead. No call.

Anyway, I immediately felt an intense burning sensation throughout my entire dick and had to call for a sub. When my coach asked what was wrong I said "I got knee'd in the dick" and he replied with "Ooooh...I gotcha."

It's a pain like no other, especially since it's only ever happened that one time and I really didn't know if it was a serious injury or what. Scared the **** outta me but everything still works fine.

 

Worst I ever got it was playing tennis in high school...was playing against a girl and she laced one right on my right nut.....worst feeling ever.

 

My worst nut shot story is also a tennis incident. I was up at the net while playing doubles in high school waiting for the other team to serve. I wasn't paying attention because I was checking out a girl in the crowd, and all of the sudden the other team's player delivers an errant serve right into my package. The jolt from getting struck in my package was shocking by didn't hurt instantly, but once I took two steps I dropped to my knees. Terrible pain, a deep burn in your belly.

What's most troubling about getting hit in the nuts is the female reaction to it. I've never seen women get so giddy and happy in their life then when a guy gets it in the groin. It's like Christmas for them, with all of the laughing, smiling, and wispering in their friends ears.

 

For god's sake, get better meds. I'm cringing just thinking about it!

 

for all the slack that eddiewassnubbed gets from NIMF, i think his threads are pretty damn funny.

 

Get some leeches and get some of that bad blood out of there. If that doesn't work, whack the right one real hard so they're both the same size. You don't want to be the freak with one big nut. Though two big nuts make your penis look small. I should know

 

Get a jock strap and wear it without the cup. Should help keep everything steady when you have to move around.

 

I once had a scare where I thought I had testicular torsion. TT is why John Starks only has one nut....

I felt some swelling and intense gradual pain one night. Eventually it felt like having crotch getting beaned by a softball square on my left nut with the strong pain lasting for hours. No blood, no burning, just intense agony on one nut. Not knowing wth caused it, I looked up all the medical dictionaries I could find on the net, and stupidly didn't call the emergency room. It's wierd. I felt that I could chance it while reading that if testicular torsion isn't treated, that nut goes snippity snip. Testicular torsion was rare, and I was a college student who's only anasthetic was Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I slept through the pain. When it still hurt the next day, I went to a clinic. Even though the pain was stronger than ever, I felt relieved because it meant I had feeling in there. That's some of the most uncomfortable visits right there. I guess I'm lucky it's nothing worse.

Yeah, so I get authorization to goto a lab to have my jewels scanned, but they didn't find anything wrong except the nurse saying that lefty looked larger than righty. I guess it could've been a viral infection, because that groin pain lasted for a couple more days after and then stopped. But I didn't get anything back from the lab.

AFAI cared I was just glad I still had 2 nuts.

 

Yikes! Sorry to hear this! I'm a registered nurse & if the swelling & pain continues, this might become gangreenous & will have to go! They have to amputate BOTH testes, thus requiring you to take estrogen therapy for life, & will have to change your name to EDWINAWASSNUBBED! J/K!

 

My worst experience was like most europeans, During a soccer game.
I was Goalkeeper, and one guy passed by my Defenders, was in a one on one situation, and when he was close he kicked the ball hard, it is sufficient to say it wasn't a goal