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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by chonox, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    I don't think that is the case at all. I know somebody who had a child when they were 14 and they are now in medical school. I can understand the losing certain aspects of the teenage years but as far as life I dispute that.
     
  2. SwoLy-D

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    I bet that child made the first italics post at 11, too. :eek:

    :eek: WHOA... those are some huge-mongous... uh... teddy bears...
     
  3. TheRealist137

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    wtf, the controllers aren't even on. When you play a PS3 the controller has to light up at the top. Those kids aren't playing anything, they are just posing for the photo.
     
  4. wnes

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    What's scary is the dudette looks geriatric and prepubescent at the same time.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    ^^ Good stuff. Nice catch, TheRealist137. :D

    Also, I remember how my dad used to hold me ASLEEP while he played... with... his... Commodore? :confused:
     
  6. professorjay

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    This scenario has every Maury Povich episode rolled into one.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    "... and after the break, Jack Hannah with baby kittens, baby leopards, and kids having babies at 11...! We'll be right back!" - Maury :D
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Why is that dumb biatch smiling? w****!

    The dad at least seems to realize that something bad just happened.
     
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    The kid is 13.
     
  10. percicles

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    They all look so cute together.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    Alfie you are...

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  12. fmullegun

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    How many dudes busted up in that 15 year old girl?


    Dang wtf is going on in the UK?
     
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    Anarchy.
     
  14. Codman

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    The world is coming to an end. Really.


    Seriously, are you kidding me? How does this happen? Well I know *how* it happens, but I have no idea why. :p

    Man.
     
  15. fmullegun

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    Well let me set the scene. One of these dues has a party that involves some drinking and then the fat ugly comes over and tries to be part of the gang only to be part of the gang bang that comes after a few people left.

    Then they are like "Hey let the midget hit it". Her self esteem is so shot at this point she doesn't care at all.

    Then after the fact, she decides the "midget" ws probably the only one that didn't slap her around and pinned the kid on him.
     
  16. Codman

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    Lol. Wrong in so many ways...but probably accurate nonetheless.
     
  17. Hmm

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  18. Shaud

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    Teens come forward to claim they fathered 13-year-old Alfie's daughter Two teenagers have come forward to claim paternity for the baby girl fathered by 13-year-old Alfie Patten, amid reports the child's mother Chantelle Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight boys.

    British's The Sun revealed last week that 13-year-old Patten had fathered a girl called Maisie with his 15-year-old girlfriend Ms Steadman.

    But according to another British publication - News of the World - there is a real possibility Alfie may not be little Maisie's father.

    16-year-old Richard Goodsell has come forward claiming he regularly slept with Chantelle for three months around the time she became pregnant - and wants a DNA test to prove he's the child's father.

    Another boy, 14-year-old Tyler Barker, is worried that he may also have fathered Maisie.

    NOTW also claimed Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenagers at the time the child was conceived.

    “I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so," said Goodsell.

    “Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father, I have the right to know.”

    Schoolboy Barker admits he's terrified by the prospect he may be a father.

    “I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father.," Barker told NOTW.

    http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/15/Teens_come_forward_to_claim_they_fathered_13yearold_Alfies_daughter_

    Wow 8 guys :eek:
     
  19. Hayesfan

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    And look at her... I mean really???
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    LOL. This is an awesome post coming from a girl.
     

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