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Kelly Osbourne

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  1. BMoney

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    She looks like Patton Oswalt in drag in that picture.
     
    #41 BMoney, Nov 18, 2010
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  2. Master Baiter

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    He shoots! He scores!
     
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  3. moestavern19

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    I went out with a girl a couple months ago and over the course of a fine Mexican meal that involved the consumption of several margaritas I asked her if she could bang any chick out there, who would it be... and she said Kelly Osbourne.


    Right then I knew she was a tasteless strumpet and needless to say I did not offer to pick up the check.
     
    #43 moestavern19, Nov 18, 2010
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Another one bites the dust. :(

    She's pretty in that cover picture. I wouldn't have known she was "thicker" from that photo if I hadn't known who she was before.

    I prefer them thicker, though. I'd like to feed her again. I have plenty of money to buy emoreland's Texas Fudge. :cool:

    Don't take this the wrong way, ms. finalsbound, but... I sort of found you somewhat of a resemblance to Ms. Osbourne. [ducks for cover]

    I'm sure you've probably heard it from others. :eek:

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    100 lbs. later? :eek:
     
    #44 SwoLy-D, Nov 18, 2010
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  5. moestavern19

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    Nah she looks like that actress who was always banging black dudes in movies in the 90s.

    Julia Stiles.

    Thats it.
     
    #45 moestavern19, Nov 18, 2010
  6. finalsbound

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    I actually haven't heard that one before. Top three I've gotten are Julia Stiles (been hearing that one since junior high), Bjork, and Emile Hirsch.
     
    #46 finalsbound, Nov 18, 2010
  7. percicles

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    She's girlfriend cute.
     
    #47 percicles, Nov 18, 2010
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  8. droxford

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    I didn't know you and FB were going out again!















    ...kidding! It's a joke!
     
    #48 droxford, Nov 18, 2010
  9. moestavern19

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    Nah, fb has impeccable taste in women.

    In men? Not so much. :grin:
     
    #49 moestavern19, Nov 18, 2010
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  10. DonkeyMagic

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    you could have stopped there
     
    #50 DonkeyMagic, Nov 18, 2010
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  11. rrj_gamz

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    ok, maybe i'm in the minority, but after a few brews, i'd hit that...the new Kelly that is...
     
    #51 rrj_gamz, Nov 18, 2010
  12. tmoney1101

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    She's still got those fatty arms.
     
    #52 tmoney1101, Nov 18, 2010
  13. RocketsPimp

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    I'd hit the old Kelly.......with my truck, if I had a truck.
     
    #53 RocketsPimp, Nov 18, 2010
  14. SuperBeeKay

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    I'm ole greg
     
    #54 SuperBeeKay, Nov 18, 2010
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    She looks disproportionate.
     
    #55 da_juice, Nov 18, 2010
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    a bottle of bailey's and a funky ball of t*** and i'm all up in there.
     
    #56 thegary, Nov 18, 2010
  17. david_rocket

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    Her body looks nice there, but not so sure about her face, so with a couple of drinks definitely.
     
    #57 david_rocket, Nov 19, 2010
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    Is it wrong that I threw up a bit after I saw that pic?
     
    #58 TriumVirate, Nov 19, 2010
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    She'd get the business.
     
    #59 ThaShark316_28, Nov 19, 2010
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    What, pray tell, does the classy dame of your imagination reply in this scenario?
     
    #60 aghast, Nov 19, 2010
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