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Kaz Matsui damaged goods

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by robbie380, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    My guess: It was caused by him having his head up there all last year regarding Spanoulis. :D
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Don't know about the chef, but he has a therapist (chronic lumbar problems) and a translator who will travel with the team.
     
  3. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    maybe it was the dry mountain air, made his skin a little chappy
     
  4. msn

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    Chiefly on Internet BBS's, where many use them to talk out of.
     
  5. juicystream

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    Maybe he just likes being around other men just a little too much ;) . Anyone ever thought of that? I'm just throwing it out there, and I am not accusing him of anything.
     
  6. Hakeem06

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that..... :D
     
  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    MSN, don't be so hard on yourself...

    ;)

    DD
     
  8. yobod

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    Didn't he admit to doing a gay p*rn in Japan a long time ago back when he was playing with the Mets? Or am I going crazy??
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    With his problem a therapist won't do. He should look into this guy.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. ryan17wagner

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    Nope. You're going crazy.
     
  11. msn

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    Hanging curve, deposited over the train tracks. Well done. :D
     
  12. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    LOL - let's hope the other team hangs em this year.

    It happened so often last year that I thought they were going to rename the hanging curveball the "Jason Jennings"

    DD
     
  13. Poloshirtbandit

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    That was another guy. I don't rememer his name but I think he was a minor leaguer for the Cards.
     
  14. Ender120

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    Read: Start dating women instead.



    This leaves us with a big, cracked hole in the #2 spot. :(
     
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  15. TMac640

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    lmao, that's ****ing hilarious they actually printed it.

    if matsui would just stop taking it in the ass, the problem would be remedied
     
  16. LFE171

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    Japanese?
     
  17. BullFan

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    Dwight: Ok, now who wrote this...this hysterical one? Anal fissures?

    Kevin: That's a real one.

    Dwight: Yeah, but no one here has it.

    Kevin: [glances uncomfortably at the camera] ...someone has it...
     
  18. Shroopy2

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    being around Anal Fishers can do that
     
  19. BigSherv

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    does the chron have it out for him?

    If it was Berkman or Pence they would never write this garbage.
     
  20. Raven

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    Haha

    Too funny.

    I'm trying to remain optimistic about the Astros, but I'm bracing myself for the worst.
     

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