K-Brick's Decline: A Child-like Statistical Analysis

The scary part is I'm sure this JCDenton guy really thinks he's an intelligent basketball fan. He probably honestly feels like he's bringing something to the table here.

 

Comedy purposes...:grin:

 

This is probably the dumbest thread in Clutchfans history.

Sorry dude, but this thread just made you look like a completely idiot. Plus you're calling him K-Brick? What's next? Yao is too short. Aaron Brooks is 6'10, Chuck Hayes got hops?

This is just terrible. I don't even know what else to say about this. K-brick......

How the hell are you complaining about his shots when he is clearly our best shooter and he is one of the most efficient scorer in the NBA? I just don't understand what goes through the minds of people like this. Ignorant perhaps? Or maybe Kevin Martin did something to you for you to hate him. Or maybe you just don't know anything about basketball.

This thread should be locked.

 

Kevin Martin is washed up? He's our number one scorer averaging 23 ppg at a high efficient rate and he's washed up? So I'm guessing you think Von Wafer and Rafer Alstons are superstars then?

Dude, this thread makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I guess you have nothing else better to do than creating a hate thread on the best scorer on the Rockets.

Thank you for making everyone here realized how much you know about basketball. It showed me how much knowledge you have on the game. Bravo buddy. Bravo.

By the way, Morey gets paid millions for a reason. He is one of the top GMs in the NBA for a reason. He is incredibly valuable to this team for a reason. I don't think you should questioned his decision making at all with your little algebra.

 

Distraught at JCDenton's insights, I have completed an exhaustive analysis of Kevin Martin's scoring in his last five games as a Rocket, to determine whether or not Kevin Martin "bricked out" on the rest of the season. Below, on the X-axis, you will find (going left to right) his games against MEM, BOS, NYK, CHI, and OKC. On the Y-axis, his number of points scored.



As you can see, the graph bears a startling resemblance to the shooting hand of Kevin Martin when it is presented in the "flicking the bird" or "giving the middle finger" position.

Since Kevin Martin began his bird flicking gesture against Memphis on March 17, BEFORE JCDenton's tour de force analysis, I can only conclude. . . .

that Kevin Martin has ESP, and in fact foreSAW this thread while it was still incubating in JCDenton's uterus.

 

After a detailed analysis....

 

Well you know, if you like at thep oints yao puts up per game its been going down, hell its even down to ) this year. So obviously he's washed up. Also kudos to the graph pointing out that the number of games martin has played for the records has more then tripled since he was traded here, at this rate he'll be playing 100 game seasons.

Now will someone make a graph detailing how olajuwon's numbers have gone done since he retired?

 

Depends.... I guess we'll have to see how he does against TO, McNabb, and crew....

 

maybe, maybe no :grin:

CF has a long history of allowing folks to post their stupid thoughts, and of allowing everyone else to make fun of them for doing so.

 

I got a laugh out of the change in title.

 

First ever Maltese Falcon reference on CF?

 

Holy ****, a clutchfans thread title change! Don't see many of those.

 

Nice thread title change, if it was only for that, I would give this thread 5 stars lol.

 

I am laughing so hard at this.

It's funny how he wants a mature discussion on a player yet calls him 'K-Brick.'

 

Un-F-believable.

Is this board for real? One idiot with no sense of anything could not decipher that the op was being humorous with the "detailed graph" comment, and now EVERYBODY, like lemmings, followed him over a stupid cliff.

And now we have a mod condoning this by changing the title to reflect everybody's idiotic analysis?

Smarts did not lead this thread. Sensibility either. Nothing but stupid in this thread, starting with the op to us to the mods. This is what stupid hate gets you. It's so bad you can't see anything else.

 

You been here 9 years and didn't notice this? Did you forget Lhutz, the duke of truth, his sole purpose was to make us laugh?

 

Dude I think you're the one who missed the joke. Did you not notice all the people laughing in this thread, and the preposterous posts? Does it even matter if the OP was serious or not? Sometimes posters use these threads for a thing called "fun."

 

Wait. So you're saying the op was purposefully funny in his original post?

Yep, I missed it because I thought his post was a poor analysis of Martin.

(yeah right)

Oh well, live and learn. Next time the gang starts ripping someone to threads I'll join in with my 2 cents and act like everybody else in here so we can all get our jollies off at someone else's expense.

And people, do not compare JCDenton to Lhutz. JCDenton couldn't hold Lhutz' jock (if we're talking about comedy)

 

Raccoon, I wish this guy was just funning with us. He is a mcgrady fanboi who is pissed over losing his guy, and is now trolling the GARM. If you dont remember how often idiot threads have been left open to allow others to make fun of trolls, you havent been paying attention.

I bothered to do the check of this guy's posting history, like I said, I wish it was a joke.

 

The kid that pulled the plug on the video game system when he's getting his ass KICKED = JCDenton

The dude that "sneezed" and in the process, wiped out the whole chess board = JCDenton.

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