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Just played Pickup Ball with Joe Johnson...

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Jayzers_100, Dec 26, 2018.

  1. Boki4MvP

    Boki4MvP Member

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    That’s Andre Johnson
     
  2. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    You kind of look like a chubby Jason Segal. It took guts to say you basically you were a brick cannon in the game and looked worthless in front of a former NBA player. Had it been me, I would've said I carried the team and Joe Johnson's career to victory. You're a better man than I.
     
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    I think @Jayzers_100 looks his exact age, You guys are trippin'. He has no melanin so he is working with a handicap. That boy Joe Johnson is 98 and he still looks 30.. The advantages of being from the continent.
     
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    I was going to say OP looks like a less annoying, no drug using Michael Rapaport, but I see Jason Segal.
     
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    Cool story. So many teams are in the playoffs race so maybe a team picks him up.
    And dont worry OP no way you look 40.
     
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  7. Jayzers_100

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    Yeah there was hardly any competition for him, but he’s still in great shape. It’s amazing how long professional athletes stretch before any contest. He went through a thorough routine before playing with scrubs lol
     
  8. Nook

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    Nah.... Joe is cracking.... dude looks like he is in his mid 40’s or like those guys that lose 400 lbs and have loose skin.
     
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    thinly-disguised dude is sturdy comment
     
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    The real "tell" that he isn't 26, is that you can't convince me a 26yr old doesn't know how to post an image to the internet from their phone!
     
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    Man... Joe is obviously a super nice guy to play pickup ball with you. No offense, I just know lots of guys who think they are the sh*t and won't play with anyone who doesn't look the part (aka black, or light skinned but very athletic looking).

    Mad props to Joe.
     
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  12. Boki4MvP

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    Damn where do you play? I’ve never seen anyone not let ppl play cause of their color ever.
     
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    It's not that they aren't allowed to play, they just never get picked up or the good players sit out instead of play with them. Happens all over the place on the daily.
     
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    Extremely nice guy! I’ll preface this by saying my buddy is 6’8 and we were a packaged deal, so he had no issue with our team haha. But for the most part I think he just wanted to limber up and enjoy the fanfare. This is his hometown and he played college ball for Arkansas
     
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  15. Boki4MvP

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    Oh yeah that does happen.
     
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    Hahaha nice! Always good to roll with a 6'8" dude. You seem like a nice guy too. Many Clutchfans can take a page out of your book when it comes to humility and keepin it real :D.
     
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  17. Jontro

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    op is a bit lighter for an azn breh.
     
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    You passed the rockHEAD Rule, dude!
     
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    Every black person looks like they play basketball? Why can't they look like they could be president of the United States like Obama?
     
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    I never said that...

    But generally when they are at the bball court waiting to play, yeah they look like they play.
     

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