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Just made a fool of myself in front of Jessica Alba...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Ubiquitin

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    He's the hero we deserve.
     
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    Isn't that where Manti met his girlfriend?
     
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    I don't know man, this totally comes off as "LOL OMG I REPEATEDLY HARASSED A CELEBRITY HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!11"

    What, is it that folks here can live vicariously through the cool-as-Tony TDash?
     
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    T.W., I already mentioned why in my first two responses to you. Please read those again. The "Herpes" issue has been going on with Alba since before with her dating history, so there's no surprise one of your "friends" in FaceBook said it, too. :eek:
    Correct. I think you said it better than I would have. :cool:

    Just read his OP, he wasn't kidding when posted:
     
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    hahah this is awesome.
     
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    You better step off.
     
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  7. Ubiquitin

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    I know she has friends in one of those high rise apartments downtown. Hint: it's really close to that bar.
    :cool:
     
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    Should have fapped to her in person... from a distance of course.
     
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    Because Swoly is a miserable middle aged married guy who secretly hates anyone who has a good time or a good story to share.
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    LOL @ "secretly"! :grin:

    You can have good times or have good stories, or both. It's the manner in which you tell them... continuously.

    I remember I told one about a Power Dancer being in my class. Not the same type of celebrity, but... that was the time I learned THAT lesson.
     
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    TDashDub, how long did you wait in line? :p

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    the seems pretty nice here, though I guess celebrities behave differently when they are on camera.
     
  16. TdashDUB

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    How long did occupy wall street last???
     
  17. W22_STREAK

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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

    But major kudos for your bravery to go up to absolutely gorgeous chicks like that and just beast with your immense confidence. Bet you hit a home-run more than striking out like this time haha
     
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    wow, what does cherubial mean?

    you must be like shakespeare from the future cos even Google didn't mange to define it.
     
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    get a mental image from depictions of Cupid....that's cherubial. and, no...Im not calling you or anyone else that!
     
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    5 yards?
     

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