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Just made a fool of myself in front of Jessica Alba...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

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    No. She (Alba) came in and left with a guy that looked like her (gay) friend and the guy trying to shield the pic being taken of me talking to her (body guard, I suppose).

    The pic with the chick clinging onto her neck was taken as she was making her exit. So they were just people prolonging her leaving. But that chick in particular kept swinging around Alba like a damn stripper pole the entire time. It was annoying us and we were on the opposite side of the patio.
     
  2. Honey Bear

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    I mean, only a cherubial 5'8 frat guy who girls treat as a coat rack would say this. I'm embarrassed for you.
     
  3. sammy

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    Wow that made you feel embarrased for me? This is actually a good thing because it makes me feel that you don't actually believe the nonsense you spew and that we should take everything you say with a grain of salt.

    Not like anyone doesn't already do that in the first place. #zerocred
     
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  4. TISNF

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    Big time attention whoring.

     
  5. TdashDUB

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    I think my awesome awe-inspiring speech in that thread and the thousands and thousands (and thousand) of supportive comments justifies my utilizing the emoticons.
     
  6. cardpire

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    isn't that borderline assault?

    there's a lot of stuff that seems to suck about being a celeb.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Ultimate attention-whoring is ultimate, T. W. :eek:
    Why did you even have to do this?
     
  8. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Nice! She's incredibly sexy. That movie Into the Blue, wow, never get tired of watching it.
     
  9. percicles

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    You handled yourself better than I think Kam would have in front of Vanessa Hudgens.
     
  10. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Contributing Member

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    Why not?? I'm drunk at 2 am showing off to my friends that I met her whilst being silly.
    There's really no thought process into it. I think you just over rate what's constituted as "attention whoring"
     
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    That would probably be something on the lines of:

    Terrible quality video....

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ftY2p0L8F-Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  12. Ubiquitin

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    Swol's right: You're an attention w****.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Just accept you're doing this for attention, man. Just admit it. :eek:

    I will leave the "whoring" out, and just call it "attention." How is that?

    Like you really need to show us what your FaceBook "friends" have to say about it. :rolleyes:

    EDIT: You're like a young Fatty FatBastard in training... if what you're using as an excuse is that you're drunk when posting these threads.
     
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  14. jlaw718

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    Tdash --

    I don't know you from Cypress, do I?

    Anyway, that's a pretty cool story...

    It's hard to hate on a man who seems to be transparent and put himself out there...:cool:
     
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    Jessica Alba is intelligent? She comes off as a dumb ditz. She settled with this dude when she could have easily pulled an A-Lister who's a made man: [​IMG]
     
  16. TdashDUB

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    Lol Wtf is looking for attention on a message board???
    I was under the impression that all of what I and everyone else here is doing is sharing. Sharing stories, opinions, funnies, advice, news, etc.

    I posted that FB status because someone here commented on herpes just as someone else had on my status. I had a silly reply in which I shared in response to the CF herpes comment. You either find it funny, dumb, pointless or all of the above and keep scrolling.

    For every thread about some personal experience of mine, there's another about some breaking headline, some discovery, some comedy, some project, some article, or some something. So what exactly am I doing that's any different than the rest of the active posters???
     
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  17. TdashDUB

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    There's always the possibility!

    Where'd you graduate?? (if you'd like to disclose any of that info, of course)
     
  18. CometsWin

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    Of all the people to talk about attention whoring... that's funny.

    Do your thing Tdash. Swoly is just being a whiny little b****.
     
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    Has anyone told Swoly to just... shut the **** up.

    Seriously. What's with this guy. Every single time. It's a cool story. It's in the Hangout. Why must you always piss on everything?

    You're the epitome of a wet blanket.
    You're the AT&T of people.
     
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    He's the opposite of Batman.
     

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