Just made a fool of myself in front of Jessica Alba...

Love Dazed and Confused


Wooderson: Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

 

Now, that is a cool story bro.

 

Didn't have a polaroid?

 

Lol 'twas funny. At least you got to talk to her and she actually acknowledged your presence. I would figure she would have bodyguards all over her to make sure nobody gets near her.

 

Dude hangs out at Guero's when he's in town. I hear he is a loud talker, which isn't all that surprising.

 

Who helps the professional?

 

You can tell from his interviews the guy is loud as ****. Seems like it would get annoying hanging out with him after a while. His stories are bad ass, but i'm sure it gets old for people who know him.

 

Should of slipped something in her drink

 

She looks super bored in that pic. One thing about being beautiful, is you don't have to be a nice person at all and you will still be popular. Still cool that you met her

 

didn't you meet Minka Kelly or something before?

wtf? seriously.

 

Jeter gave the herp to a ridiculous amount of women. That fool ain't got no shame in his game.

 

Next time we're out together, make sure you tell my wife that story! She would freak out! I make it a point to be quiet for her during Reliant commercials so she can hear his voice

 

I'm so proud of Jessica. There's no point being beautiful if you don't have high standards and a reflexive ability to weed out all the crap that throws itself at you.

This isn't a sign of being b****y, it's a sign of being intelligent, and that's what schmucks like sammy will never get.

 

LMAO @ alba giving you herpes..

Can't blame her for reacting like that towards a drunk guy. You would have kept it up, if she didn't KO you immediately.

From what i can tell, she's a nice person, but will snap at people, if needed.

Definitely a cool story brah.

 

what? i don't understand...that person climbing on her back was somebody she knew before arriving at the bar, right?

 

Unless I'm a big fan of the celebrity I run into (which I would probably only approach with a handshake) I typically just treat it like a casual run-in with no regard to excitement or surprise. I mean, yeah it's cool seeing someone you might see through movies, music or media, but it just isn't that big of a deal to me. Plus, I don't want to give them the feeling that they are more "special" or important than me. At the end of the day they **** and sleep just like me. So..eh..whatevss

 

Jessica Alba is super intelligent. Thanks for pointing that out. I referred to that Punk'd episode to point out her anger issues and attitude problem. It has nothing to do with what tdash posted.

I've ran into countless celebs and athletes. I treat them as normal human beings because that's what they are to me at the end of the day.


Also, your crap might work with some of the other posters but I'm a beast, sonn. I'm what they describe as someone that's easy on the eyes. Meanwhile, you're an internet pimp and your schtick is beyond tired, homie.

 

She probably gets sick of everyone staring at her the whole time. Either everyone has made her knowing who she is or they are trying to make her (i.e. where do I know her from). Then, the rest are just staring at a hot chick.

I saw an interview with a celeb recently and she said that is the worst part about fame...is everywhere you go in public people stare at you the whole time and you are always being watched.

Then, you got some guy with a poor line trying to apologize all night because he feels like a fool. lol