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Just made a fool of myself in front of Jessica Alba...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Jan 30, 2013.

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  1. 713

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    would have hit on JGl to be honest.
     
    #21 713, Jan 30, 2013
  2. Classic

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    should of asked if she was down with jagger bombs
     
    #22 Classic, Jan 30, 2013
  3. VanityHalfBlack

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    Jessica Alba seems like a complete douche...
     
    #23 VanityHalfBlack, Jan 30, 2013
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    Not something i'd lead with, that's for sure.

    independent of this story, I've always got a weird vibe from her...she just seems dull
     
    #24 DonkeyMagic, Jan 30, 2013
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    She looks super annoyed of you taking a pic of her.

    Clenching her jaw and thinking this m'fer :grin:
     
    #25 sammy, Jan 30, 2013
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    Jessica Alba is a douche because she got hit on in a bar for the 70,000th time?

    You guys are funny.
     
    #26 moestavern19, Jan 30, 2013
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    Cool story bro. Repped for legit story and the picture.
     
    #27 krnxsnoopy, Jan 30, 2013
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    This. Her attitude was understandable. Even Tdub, the recipient of her alleged b****iness, doesn't seem to think she was being too harsh.

    If I was famous I'd probably be considered a dick. Hell, I start to get annoyed when on Mondays I have to answer the question "How was your weekend?" 5 times in my first hour of work.
     
    #28 Haymitch, Jan 30, 2013
  9. GRENDEL

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    Plus we don't know don't know exactly how drunk the OP was when he approached her.

    That being said I've always heard she'd very b****y and standoffish as is.
     
    #29 GRENDEL, Jan 30, 2013
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    we'd all still bang her.. even if she a douche or not.. so it doesn't even matter.
     
    #30 SK34, Jan 30, 2013
  11. bobrek

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    What was so bad about what he said? He thanked you twice - once for your comment and the other time for taking the opportunity to tell him privately. What were you expecting?
     
    #31 bobrek, Jan 30, 2013
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    Lapdance obviously...
     
    #32 GRENDEL, Jan 30, 2013
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    She owns a place here in one of the high-rises, so she is in town often.
     
    #33 RocketsPimp, Jan 30, 2013
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    CRUEL STORY, BRO. :(

    See, that's why I hate your attention-whoring *ss. :p

    There's truth in advertising. Had you not mentioned how I've said you just make these posts to get attention, I'd probably just would have said, "that was good. Cool stuff.", but noOOoOOoooo... you had to throw those jabs in there. Come on, man.
     
    #34 SwoLy-D, Jan 30, 2013
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    What type of monkey is that clinging to her back?
     
    #35 KingCheetah, Jan 30, 2013
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    you guys are funny. yea...she's stuck-up and a douche. lol.

    you'll know her so well. part of her inner circle are we? and, she is MARRIED.
     
    #36 Surfguy, Jan 30, 2013
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    Will people stop calling my Jessica Alba a douche? Show some respect and call her a b**** or a "c#nt" or something -- something more appropriate for a bombshell woman. Douche is a derogatory word for white guys...jeez. Get out of your dorm room and frat guys.
     
    #37 heypartner, Jan 30, 2013
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    i went up to him to say that to mess with him, totally expecting him to be either confused or say it wasnt him, i am still unsure whether it was him or not, and i will never know
     
    #38 K mf G, Jan 30, 2013
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    word on the street is she got the herp, that true OP?
     
    #39 BigBird, Jan 30, 2013
  20. Han Solo

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    Jessica Alba looks like so many other hot girls you see at the bar or lounge, etc.

    And **** Jessica Alba. She's always denied her Latin heritage. One of those white washed b****es. I probably would have said something about that to her and got myself kicked out. Don't kiss her ass. She doesn't deserve it.

    Man i wanna move to Austin for the chance to see someone like when Natalie Portman was there. Now that ******* can get sucked on. Jessica Alba is a nobody. Sin City 2 has a great cast. Look out for others and post more pics. Blow on Joseph Gordon Levitt's ear for me and when he looks at you, just say "mmm."
     
    #40 Han Solo, Jan 30, 2013
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