1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Just had a dream...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Scarface281, Aug 3, 2014.

Tags:
Page 1 of 2
  1. Scarface281

    Scarface281 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2009
    Messages:
    8,447
    Likes Received:
    3,051
    Went to sleep again and had a dream someone was chasing me. At first I just ran through the maze store and tried to lose them because she had a machete. She would eventually catch up but before killing me, time would go back to where I first started running away. It was like the Edge of Tomorrow. Happened at least three times until I finally got it right and made it out of the store with her trapped behind all the **** I threw at her. We were driving down Highway 6 at 400 mph, not hitting anybody. Just swervin and dervin around cars. We make it to the Katy Fwry, and got on like normal cars do. Then we hovered above the freeway and went directly through the beltway interchange. It was pretty badass tbh. I was disappointed when I woke up.

    If a woman pulls out a machete on me in real life, I'll just throw some bread and mayo at her. Then her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make me a sandwich.

    Inb4 cool dream bro.
     
    #1 Scarface281, Aug 3, 2014
  2. i3artow i3aller

    i3artow i3aller Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2008
    Messages:
    20,163
    Likes Received:
    37,878
    [​IMG]
     
    #2 i3artow i3aller, Aug 3, 2014
  3. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    1,251
    Likes Received:
    77
    You know what sucks? When you're fresh out of the shower and you have to take a dump.
     
    #3 roxxfan, Aug 3, 2014
  4. IBTL

    IBTL Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2010
    Messages:
    12,176
    Likes Received:
    12,335
    whenever I am constipated I just take a shower. Works everytime.
     
    #4 IBTL, Aug 3, 2014
  5. Scarface281

    Scarface281 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2009
    Messages:
    8,447
    Likes Received:
    3,051
    Thats the worst. I just take another shower.
     
    #5 Scarface281, Aug 3, 2014
  6. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    34,466
    Likes Received:
    22,222
    Why must you shower after taking a dump?
     
    #6 Jontro, Aug 3, 2014
  7. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,131
    Seriously.

    If you need a shower after pooping, you're doing it wrong.
     
    #7 Mr. Clutch, Aug 3, 2014
  8. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    34,466
    Likes Received:
    22,222
    Unless you poop in the D&D, then you definitely need a shower afterwards.
     
    #8 Jontro, Aug 3, 2014
  9. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,131
    How often do you poop?
     
    #9 Mr. Clutch, Aug 3, 2014
  10. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2003
    Messages:
    9,609
    Likes Received:
    9,767
    LOL... 7out of 9 replies are about poop! I guess it's 8 out of 10 now!...:grin:
    .......
    .......
    .......
     
    #10 BamBam, Aug 3, 2014
  11. TheMystery008

    TheMystery008 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2012
    Messages:
    4,651
    Likes Received:
    1,277
    Because this is a poopy thread!
     
    #11 TheMystery008, Aug 3, 2014
  12. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,131
    I've never had a dream where I pooped now that I think about it.
     
    #12 Mr. Clutch, Aug 3, 2014
  13. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    1,251
    Likes Received:
    77
    Damn it, I started the poop revolution in this thread.
     
    #13 roxxfan, Aug 3, 2014
  14. Scarface281

    Scarface281 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2009
    Messages:
    8,447
    Likes Received:
    3,051
    Always do that if I poop after showering in the mornings. $hit and shower, not shower and ****.
     
    #14 Scarface281, Aug 3, 2014
  15. TheMystery008

    TheMystery008 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2012
    Messages:
    4,651
    Likes Received:
    1,277
    At least now we know you have three cardinal rules:

    $h!t
    Shower
    Sleep
     
    #15 TheMystery008, Aug 3, 2014
  16. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    34,466
    Likes Received:
    22,222
    Depends how much I eat. My poop PER is around 1.3-1.5
     
    #16 Jontro, Aug 3, 2014
  17. PeppermintCandy

    PeppermintCandy Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    4,176
    Likes Received:
    1,613
    Hey I’ve been havin’ the same old dreams, but mine was a little different you see. I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me.

    I didn’t see you around.
     
    #17 PeppermintCandy, Aug 3, 2014
  18. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    34,466
    Likes Received:
    22,222
    OP was busy pooping, so you probably need to check the bathroom stalls.
     
    #18 Jontro, Aug 3, 2014
  19. plcmts17

    plcmts17 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2003
    Messages:
    3,777
    Likes Received:
    178
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fPIVZo6QpBg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #19 plcmts17, Aug 3, 2014
  20. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,131
    Mine is 2.5 but my usage is high too
     
    #20 Mr. Clutch, Aug 3, 2014
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now