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Just got my heart ripped to shreds by girl... need help.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Troy McClure, Oct 12, 2004.

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  1. Ace

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    dude so what happened? hope you sorted things out anyway.
     
  2. Dubious

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    I feel fully qualified to offer deep psychoanylzation of both you and your former girlfriend. While I am not a board liscenced psychologist I do have a computer and an internet connection and that is all that's really required.

    (now this is gonna sting a little bit)

    Chicks don't dig wimpy dudes. Part of their evolutionary hard wiring is to be protected and taken care of. They want someone who will bring home the meat and keep them from being enslaved by the Huns.

    Part of their wiring is to be led into a sexual relations since they bear more risk and responsibility. The cliche' is to hit them over the head with a club but more modern men use BS. Luckily most of us are drowning in testosterone so this comes naturally to us.
    Our disappointment at being rejected last only until we spot the next possiblility.

    Recessive types are women's last resort when they figure they aren't getting a manly man. So nut it up or try to get used to being a doormat.
     
  3. m_cable

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    And didn't you also stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.
     
  4. Master Baiter

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    Troy Boy Haiku

    My heart is broken
    I'm dumped for a dude with balls
    No p***y for me
     
  5. Troy McClure

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    Apparently not.......
     
  6. Troy McClure

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    mmmmmm.....not exactly.
     
  7. Troy McClure

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    Thanks. Yeah, I think we did, I actually think I just overreacted to something she told me. I took it the wrong way I guess. I probably did damage myself to her with some of the things I said afterwards ( nothing really bad, I just said she was superficial, shallow, things that a person who THINKS they have depth would say). I mean, hell maybe I'm still living in the dark, but as of now I dont think I am, and I'm 100% happier today than I was 5 days ago ( though my arm still feels weird, doctor tomorrow).
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    So, I take it that you are no longer "master of your domain"?
     
  9. rm365

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    not too good apparently... I'm hovering around a 5 and a 6.
     

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