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Just got my heart ripped to shreds by girl... need help.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Troy McClure, Oct 12, 2004.

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  1. Troy McClure

    Troy McClure Member

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    Seriously ya'll. Masturbation is so boring... I havnt really done that since like 7th grade when it was "new and strangley fascinating".
     
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    They say that p*rnography is some sort of self gratification-enhancer.
     
  3. moestavern19

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    I guess if it's Bob Sura you aren't in bad shape.

    But then again if you are Bob Sura you are in bad shape.


    huh?


    AHH


    CRACK SMOKE IN MY EYES
     
  4. Troy McClure

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    Porno ? Yack... I honestly cringe at just thinking about it. Im not a prude or anything, but when I was 18 I had a friend who worked at one of those stores, and the inside and the people there were disgusting, and there was this stench .... Oh man, I still feel like vomiting just thinking about it.

    sleep : cry : work : sleep: cry : clutchcity.net

    theres the sched. for the last two days....
     
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    Okay so p*rn and masturbation are out. I guess Troy will just have to find a loving and supportive girl, who's halfway easy on the eyes and tolerant of sports and internet message boards.

    Shouldn't take that long.
     
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    I love this girl but she doesn't give me a stiffy, p*rn is icky, Masturbation is gross. What are you... Sebastian the Asexual Icon?
     
  8. Master Baiter

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    Yeah, I'm starting to wonder myself.

    Talk about hitting the nail on the head at the very beginning!! He shoots, he scores!!!
     
  9. distence

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    get a Real Doll
     
  10. Troy McClure

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    Well I've had sex , so I doubt it. But if I dont find someone soon ( a year is enough time), I may turn into that fella ! :eek:

    Seriously, the thing is what attracts me to women really is their personality and qualities of that nature (I feel like arnold every time I use that phrase.) Obviously, their physical attributes play a part. But I dont think I could just sleep with some random woman because I was desperate or thought she was hot. I guess thats my problem ( not really a problem) with p*rnography.

    SOrry if that sounds weird. Im just different from other guys I guess.

    BY THE WAY: SHE CALLED ME TODAY! But it was a weird conversation. But at least it was a conversation. Hmmm....
     
  11. KaiSeR SoZe

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    post the conversation! ! !


    LOL "Sebastian the Asexual Icon":D
     
  12. Troy McClure

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    Are you for real ? I think maybe thats for me to judge , buddy. You'd have to be a real genius to understand the complexities of someone else's relationship just by reading a few posts on a message board.
     
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    And what about the guy asking for help on relationship's on message boards? :rolleyes:
     
  14. Troy McClure

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    Asking for help in GENERAL for people who may have gone through somethine SIMILAR is a different from thinking you understand fully the hearts and minds of two people you have never met.

    Message boarD..... not plural. Keep rolling your eyes though ,sir. Makes you look sophisticated, at least your little smiley.
     
  15. Troy McClure

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    Edit me up, scotty.

    from not for...

    something
     
  16. SamFisher

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    I see you've taken the "keep drinking" advice

    you have chosen.....wisely
     
  17. rm365

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    I can relate, man.
    last night, a girl I was seeing told me it wasn't working out. I feel like crap. I think part of the problem is I've always been shy around women and not myself... mostly cuz I'm so self-conscious about my looks (girls have told me that I'm cute.. though I don't know if they are lying or not). I wished I could be more confident around girls.
     
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    rm365


    i guess you need to go to www.amihot.com and see where you stand with the ladies.:D
     
  19. Master Baiter

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    Then dont ask jackass.
     
  20. Troy McClure

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    I dont remember asking for someone to analyze manufactured details into my relationship as if they knew me personally. All I said was I dont know what to do... I was asking for general advice... what others had done in the same situation.

    This is all moot now anyways... but, yeah.

    Oh, should I be as childish as you and call you names........*thinking, thinking, thinking* ..... I'll pass.
     

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