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Just got dumped by my girlfriend...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BasketballReasons, Apr 4, 2011.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Or she doesn't like small dicks.

    I just had to say that for the anonymous ccfans girls reading along.
     
  2. CGroveStapleton

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    Ya bro she don't like the tiny penis. Maybe next time you say SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! and you get sex because you funny funny guy. Probably not tho. :grin
     
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  3. AroundTheWorld

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    I read this thread backwards, but only got to page 5 or so. Before I continue to invest time on this, two questions:

    1) Has a pic of the girl been posted?
    2) Is she a hot Czech chick?

    If 2) is true, then she is probably not going to Prague, but to Austria or Germany to make some money in a brothel.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    Unless it's what I bolded, then this

    This too. She's very young, getting bites from other fishes, so somehow in her mind she still likes you but wants the excitement of being pursued. Wants the attention. Doesn't sound like she wants a real relationship at this point in time, but rather the excitement of a new one or one where she doesn't know where it'll end up.

    You can enable her with that knowledge through artificial unpredictability, and hope she grows out of it fast, but you're betting against the house. You're going to open your heart up for heartache because that insecure part of you is still there but you can't show it. Your emotional state of uncertainty/insecurity will make you second guess yourself because showing her your love or niceness is her reason for dumping you.

    You might have strong feelings that shrinks any other judgement, but it's a solid bet you'll find someone who's worth your attention without that person dicking with your feelings with immature excuses.
     
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  5. Nook

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    Yes....
     
  6. Commodore

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  7. thadeus

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    Go to the beach house, idiot.
     
  8. Shrimz

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    get with her best friend. then shove it in her face. she'll take you back
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    If she feels betrayed, just tell her her best friend was crazy.

    Instant drama=crazy ex-poon
     
  10. Apps

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    We all know this guy is not going to go to the beach house. Look at the tone of his posts. He doesn't want to do it because he obviously has feelings for his ex.

    To quote Thadeus, "Go to the beach house, idiot."
     
  11. krnxsnoopy

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    GO TO THE BEACH HOUSE@@@

    THE ONE AND ONLY ANSWER...
     
  12. krnxsnoopy

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    Listen to this man.
     
  13. krnxsnoopy

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    Spoken for truth..

    Alot of good advice here. The OP still doesn't get it. Bookmark this thread and read it a few years later, it'll make a lot more sense to you.
     
  14. McNasty

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    Think of all the money your saving. Maybe you can get season tickets next year
     
  15. G0 R0CKETS

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    Leave her alone. Dont talk to her. If you do be short with it. Before you know it you will feel like you dont even know her anymore. You wont even have the urge to be with her.
     

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