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Judge sues cleaner for $65M over pants

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockbox, May 2, 2007.

  1. AMS

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    They offered this idiot a 12 GRAND settlement????
     
  2. dylan

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    Not to be too anal, but it is a quote from a British professor named Alexander Fraser Tyler.

     
  3. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Or perhaps Tytler, or perhaps no one using either spelling ever said it as the book it is supposedly quoted from doesn't exist. It is probably more accurate to call the author of the quote unknown.

    Here is the wiki page about him, and about that quote.
     
  4. bejezuz

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    How do you know this? Stereotype much? These people could be total ripoff artists. This story is nothing but a bunch of spin made to sensationalize a stupid story by playing of our nation's irrational fear of lawsuits.

    I love the way people think. They freak out about ridiculous lawsuits, yet they don't do the research to see what the law is or how the suits ever resolve. People vote for tort reform bills, and then they wonder why nobody will take their personal injury case when they get into a car accident. Movies like Erin Brockovich win Oscars, yet all I ever hear about when the subject of lawsuits comes up is how they're all frivolous, like that McDonald's coffee case.

    Everybody hates lawyers until they need one.
     
  5. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    So do you think this guy should be allowed to file a suit for 65 million dollars over a misplaced pair of pants?
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    What an a-hole...Three settlements and he still wouldn't let it go...Again, what a jerk...
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    He is taking them to the cleaners, literally! :D

    You guys are clearly slacking..
     
  8. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    looks like they were asking for it.


    *rimshot*
     
  9. Uprising

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    wow what an *******.

    And he's a judge?! WTF.
     
  10. macalu

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    update:

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    Judge Who Sued Dry Cleaners for Millions Cries in Court
    Posted by Peter Lattman
    The D.C. judge who sued his dry cleaners for $65 million in damages broke down in tears yesterday while testifying about the emotional pain of losing his suit pants.

    A trial began pitting Roy Pearson, an administrative law judge, against Custom Dry Cleaners and the store’s owners, Jin and Soo Chung. The courtroom was packed with members of the Korean Dry Cleaners Association and reporters from at least five countries, according to the WaPo’s Marc Fisher, whose column in April first turned us on to this case. (For prior Law Blog coverage, click here, here and here.)

    “Never before in recorded history have a group of defendants engaged in such misleading and unfair business practices,” Pearson said in his opening. “You will search the D.C. archives in vain for a case of more egregious or willful conduct,” he said later.

    Quick backstory: Pearson brought five suits in for alterations because he needed the pants let out. One of the suits came back without pants. Pearson sued under the city’s consumer protection law. He got to his $65 million damages claim, which he lowered last week to $54 million, through a formula that penalized the cleaners $18,000 for each day a “Satisfaction Guaranteed” sign hung from the store.

    Pearson said he had no choice but to take on “the awesome responsibility” of suing the Chungs on behalf of every D.C. resident, reported the WaPo. Pearson kept referring to himself as “we.” Said Judge Judith Bartnoff: “Mr. Pearson, you are not a ‘we.’ You are an ‘I.’”

    One of Pearson’s witnesses said the Chungs weren’t so warm and fuzzy. A woman who had complained about her cleaning said Mr. Chung chased her out of the store. “At 89, I’m not ready to be chased,” she said. “But I was in World War II as a WAC, so I think I can take care of myself. Having lived in Germany and knowing the people who were victims of the Nazis, I thought he was going to beat me up. I thought of what Hitler had done to thousands of Jews.”

    The cleaner’s lawyer, Christopher Manning, described Pearson as embittered, having emerged from recent divorce with financial problems and having held a grudge against the cleaners from a prior run-in. When did Pearson cry? Here, as described by the WaPo:

    . . . but as he came to the part about when Soo Chung finally told him she had found the missing pants, the tale of the $10.50 alteration that went awry proved to be too much.

    “These are not my pants,” Pearson recalled telling Chung when she handed him a pair of gray pants with cuffs. “I have in my adult life, with one exception, never worn pants with cuffs.”

    “And she said, ‘These are your pants.’ ”

    Pearson paused. He struggled to breathe deeply. He could not continue. Pearson blurted a request for a break, stood up, turned around and walked out of the courtroom, tears dripping from his full and reddened eyes.

    The trial is expected to end today. Pearson, who is representing himself, has asked for attorney’s fees at a rate between $390 and $425 an hour.
     
  11. hotballa

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    unbelievable :rolleyes:
     
  12. leroy

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    What a f***ing loser. I can't believe it went this far. At least he was nice enough to lower the amount to $54 million.

    What a joke and a waste of the taxpayers time and money.
     
  13. BigSherv

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    People like this wonder why the Korean mob makes their life hell later on.
     
  14. GRENDEL

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    Jezz, this guy is a real piece of work. What an ass and how about that old lady he brought in as a witness!?! Making comparision to Nazi Germany when talking about a possible incidient with the cleaners, please!
     
  15. BigSherv

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    that is how old people are... craziness
     
  16. DonkeyMagic

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    reminds me of seinfeld's uncle Leo...pants messed up at the cleanrers, anti-semite!
     
  17. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    LOL. This stuff is better than tv. I oughta spend time sitting around in court rooms for fun after reading this. Unbelievable. The WAC/Nazi/take-care-of-myself lady was a nice throw-in... :D
     
  18. GRENDEL

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    I know, the whole thing seems like a skit from Seinfeld, all they needed was this guy to be the Judge's lawyer

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    Also like, how he's defending himself but still asking for the per hrs fees be paid
     
  19. updawg

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    He didn't want to sue them, but felt he it owed it to them
     
  20. pirc1

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    How did this moron became a judge in the first place? Does anyone trust the decisions he would make as a judge? Pathetic.
     

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