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Jude Law is blind [Nanny PIC]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mleahy999, Jul 21, 2005.

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  1. 111chase111

    111chase111 Member

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    When I was in Canturbury in 1993 (somewhere around there), I remember being in my hotel's bar waiting for supper. The bartender was making fun of me for doing laundry on my vacation (hey! We'd been there a week already) and then showed me a picture of his girlfriend bragging on how hot she was.

    I looked at her and thought she was okay but nowhere near hot. Of course I told him she was very pretty. I then saw some female hotel employees setting up a banquet room and one looked pretty good to me (i.e. thin). I asked him what he thought of her and he said she was really ugly. A beast.

    That's when I thought I should move to England. If all the girls I think are hot they think are ugly then I would have no competition for anyone. I'd have a rep of dating ugly girls but that would only attract more "ugly" girls to me (who I thought were hot). It's a win win!
     
  2. steddinotayto

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    maybe he wanted more cushion for the pushin
    maybe he wanted some more junk in the trunk
    maybe he wanted some more thickness for the quickness
    or maybe he's just a guy

    i don't know. like all these actors cheating on their hot wives..maybe that tells us something. sure it could tell us that they might be egotistical dumbasses, or maybe they not getting the lovin that we'd imagine them getting.
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    LOL :D
     
  4. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Just roll her in powdered sugar and hit the wet spot.
     
  5. OddsOn

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    ROFLMAO :D Amen to that!


    The chubby chick probably gets a little more kink with him then the hot super model will.
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    She doesn't look fat. You can put any normal looking woman up with Sienna Miller and they'll look homely.
     
  7. Kim

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    Cool, let us know when you're able to accomplish this.








    :D I kid, I kid.
     
  8. RocketsPimp

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    Thanks for the lesson on basic human metabolism. You sure are one entertaining mo-fo.

    Back to the hottie, Ms. Miller (as it should be), dayum she is fiiiiiiiine! Her eyes have that look that she could just tear you apart like a tiger. Daddy likey!

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  9. MartianMan

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    I don't get questions that ask 'why would this guy cheat on her while he has this other girl'

    First off, he gets to do it with BOTH of them. So that's twice the sex.
    Second, he gets to do it with BOTH of them. So that's twice the sex.
    and Third, he gets to do it with BOTH of them. So that's twice the sex.
     
  10. Astro101

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    You make valid points.
     
  11. hooroo

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    those pictures of sienna are flattering. she's got no t*** or arse.
     
  12. Davidoff

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    I always though that guy was gay.. "not that there is anything wrong with that.."
     
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    Almost, he's British.
     
  14. haven

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    By "normal person" standards she's cute enough. But when you've got his alternatives, you've got to figure its just a matter of convenience. It's available, so...kind of like masturbation for the rest of us, I guess.
     
  15. mleahy999

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    For those who thinks the Nanny looks alright. Keep in mind these are glamour shots. She has makeup on, lighting, outfit, and a professional photographer to make her look her best. She looks like a generous 6 here. But would probably be a 4 in normal circumstances.
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    This is Sadie Frost. Jude Law left her for a younger Sienna Miller. So it's an upgrade there. The nanny however is definitely slumming it.
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  16. Oski2005

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    Jesus, if he was in New Orleans, why didn't he just bag himself a Tulane chick? For him, it's like a gimme putt. And then it would have been harder for it to get out.
     
  17. rrj_gamz

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    I like my women to be in shape and athletic...The nanny is neither, however, if I was drunk, and she was last one standing, and if it had been in a slump for over a month, and if I was drunk, i'd hit it... :p
     
  18. TheFreak

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    I'm sure she's flattered.
     
  19. Mr Boo

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    But you forgot the fourth point
    And Fourth, he gets caught and doesn't get to do it with EITHER of them. So that's zero the sex.
     
  20. Saint Louis

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    The nanny is alright. Slam a couple at the pub, head home, throw on some Beastie Boys music and you are ready to live a p*rn movie.
     

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