I cannot explain it, either. Maybe it's Barney Stinson/Neil Patrick Harris (Harold & Kumar) ultra parallel universe effect on people in which they perceive him to be heterosexual, even though he's gay in real life. I'm sure some youngster would argue me down, if I said he was not straight in real life and say that I am just bitter old hag who is jealous that he wouldn't date a girl like me. Technically, he wouldn't, but I will retire from such argument.
Vincent Vega is turning into the Tiger Woods of closeted gay men. That's three masseurs at present count and a permaban from an NYC Hotel.
Tom Cruise isn't gay. He's just an insanely competitive, hyper-religious guy (Catholic seminary before started acting) who probably had some drug or hooker problems early on and met some SpaceChurch guys in rehab. All the energy that most famous, attractive guys put into banging models every single night he puts into his movie career. They probably have some weird-ass Eyes Wide Shut type parties at the Sci-Fi temple anyways.
i did a search on those terms about people raising their butts and grinding whwile getting massage and it led me to a very dark part of the internet. the forum actually listed the grinding thing as a sign for a happy ending request. i shall now have to disinfect my pc.
I'm in St. John right now and dont really feel like going into detail at this moment about John Travolta, but, I have a story. It's rather long, but here's the recap. I didn't believe it when I first heard it, but now I'm starting to wonder. My roommate in college was family friends with a husband and wife who chartered a boat and sailed. JT chartered it with them for a few days, brought a 'stack' of his movies and a male friend with him. They went to their cabin and only came out (no pun intended) to eat... Odd.
I found that these people have their own language apparently. I had to have urban dictionary open on a second tab just to find out half the stuff they were talking about. terms like toftt, cbj, daty (btw really, you pay someone so you can have the privilege to do this to them? a hooker? bleh), the flip, and ts amongst others are now burned into my skull thanks to Travolta. Just stay far away my friend. Some things are not worth knowing
That's why I stick to good old male+female, male+multiple females or lesbians doin it p*rn, it's not too perverted and it doesn't mess up your mind. There are sick humas out there and I don't want to know about the stuff they do.
LOL @ toftt "Take One For The Team." How in blue blazes do you decide who takes it for said team? Is it like the "wingman" where it rotates?
