John Patterson is going to work on Bonzi Wells! Here is the word from Fran Blinebury. http://blogs.chron.com/franblinebury/2007/01/difference_maker_and_a_differe.html
Now all we need to do is the hide John Patterson from Steve Nash Really hope that Patterson can cure Bonzi's back so well that he turns into, well, the Bonzi of the playoffs, and turns in a monster rebounding night every night, especially against the Spurs.
So bonzi's Injury was legit afterall?.. that patterson have a machine that can melt about 50 pounds worth of excess fat?.. i hope he does for Bonzi's sake.
After back treatment with Patterson, maybe we can send him to the Jared the Subway dude to help him drop about 30lbs.....
He needs to change his name in order to make more $$$. John Patterson is too mundane of a name for a witch doctor.
I hope you were joking because I have mad respect for Keith Jones. But I agree, John Patterson should be made a mainstay on this team, attend every game, and possibly made an honarary team captain. Hell, maybe he could attend a game and the Red Rowdies could worship him for a while.