You guys are giving the man some cheesy names. Lets call him the Tornado because everything that comes his way will be destroyed.
Winner. This cracked me up. Especially after reading about him making that dude vomit in the workouts.
Potential words to describe him: -Juggernaut (Even the definition of this seems to describe him..... large, overpowering destructive force or object. . . . . an overwhelming advancing force that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path." Sorry that's all I could come up with right now. Some cheesy stuff: Joey "No Remorsey" Dorsey (After he humiliates one of the Jazz or my favorite scenario, Kobe) And for something more on the scandalous end: Joey "The Rim Raper" Dorsey