Rev. Brown: "But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there’s a God somewhere! There’s a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! [looking at the ladies' behinds] MM...Mmmmm! You know there’s a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can’t make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!" Semmi: [in audience to Akeem] "Apparently these are the best women Queens has to offer. Pick one and let’s go home." Akeem: "Be patient, my friend." Rev. Brown: "Do you love Him? Do you feel joy? Say 'Joy'!" Akeem: "Joy!" Rev. Brown: "Joy! Can I get an 'Ahe-men'? Don’t be ashamed to call His name!" woman: "Yes, Lord!" Rev. Brown: "Only God can give that woman the kind of joy she has right there! Make a joyful noise unto the Lord!" Akeem: "I am very happy to be here!" Rev. Brown: "Amen! Yes, sir! Can I get an 'Amen'? Ha! Ha! I don’t know you what you come to do, but *I* come to praise the name! Lord, Lord!"
I want you to put your hands together and welcome him to the stage, big round of applause for Jackson Heights' own, Mr. Randy Watson!
Let us never forget about this great warrior in the ring. <a href="http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h99/notafaker/?action=view¤t=Nintendo-games-characters-art-mike-.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h99/notafaker/Nintendo-games-characters-art-mike-.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
- Tell me Semi. Honestly, how do I look? [switch to barbers, approving the snip :grin: ] - I think it is time to find you a queen.
"You're not Akeem." "I know that." "What is this?" "A photograph." "What is this: 'McDowell's'?" "A place down Queens Blvd. I think he works there." " My son works?!!!" Yeah, I'm watching it again. :grin:
YOU ARE INSANE! <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6qoZyBs7pvU?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6qoZyBs7pvU?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Sonny Liston is a better fighter than Joe Louis. Ali, at age 22, beat Sonny Liston in his prime to become the heavy weight champion of the world.
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1igH5EFJfI4?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1igH5EFJfI4?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> THIS IS WHAT A TRUE WARRIOR LOOKS LIKE!
The youngest heavy weight champion of the world gave Liston a rematch for the title 15 months later and beat him in the first round.
OP has obviously never seen this old ass man's jab. Imagine him in his prime. Oh wait... thread was originally created in 2009. It all makes sense now.
C'mon now. The Brown Bomber was great ...top 3 or 4 in my mind. But.... Ali had the best jab....and had that ability to throw lightning quick combos behind it.....combinations that knocked guys out. People forget how much pop he had in his socks. Ali was among the greatest defensive fighters of all time (see aforementioned jab among many items ) Ali's ability to take a punch (which sadly worked against him as the years added up) was also right at the top. Ali had a host of strategies available to him due to his insane skills, uncanny instincts/ring savvy/and Angelo Dundee in his corner. He lost years in his prime and came back to dominate a heavyweight division that was deep. And he could psych guys out while selling a fight like no other.
LOTS of FAIL up in this B... TMacLimon has the right idea. "Your little goat herder makes Darryl look like welfare case! :grin: "
" I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis Tennessee! I’m walking down the street mindin’ my own business, just walkin’ off… feeling good. I’m walking ‘round the corner, man walk up, hit me in my chest, right? I fall on the ground, right? And I look up, and Dr. Martin Luther King! I said: ‘Dr. King!’ He said ‘woops, I thought you was somebody else !' "
FAIL. ^ Lisa: "At least I know who gave me these... " [throwing the ruby earrings at Akeem. He catches them and stands still.] subway passenger lady: "If you're really a prince, I'll marry you... "