^ " Thank you so much! I will remember this moment... for the rest of my life... [lower] rest of my life... [whispering] rest of my life..." [he walks away] "Who was that, Akeem?" "Just a man I met in the restroom... "
[to the passengers] "I RENOUNCE MY THRONE! I AM NO LONGER THE PRINCE OF ZAMUNDA! " [turns to Lisa] "Does this make you happy? "
^ :grin: LOL! Good one, sir. sing along if you want: She's your Queen too be A Queen to be forever A Queen who'll do whatever His Highness desires She's your Queen to be A vision of perfection An object of affection To quench your royal fire Completely free from infection To be used at your discretion Waiting only for your direction Your queen to be!
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries. Then the grill. And pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
Pink Floyd[/b]?? FAIL. Please reread thread. DonkeyMagic, post... 74, I believe. [he steps out to the fire escape balcony] "Behold Semmi, life…real life! A thing we have been denied for far too long! [he shouts] "GOOD MORNING, MY NEIGHBORS!" [a neighbor] "Hey, f___ you!" [he shouts back] "Yes! Yes! F___ YOU TOO! "
^ FAIL. Getting back on track... [jazzy tune with sax] ♪ Just let your soul glo... just let it shine... just let your soul glo... ♫ feel it all so silky smooth... ♪ just let your... soooooOooOOoouuuul glo ♫... soul glo
- Damn boy, is that some kind of weave or something? - It is my natural hair, I have been growing it since birth. - What do you put in this? - Only juices and berries. - ****, that ain't nothin' but ultra perm. How ya want me to cut this? - Just make it nice and neat. [snip] - That'll be eight dollars. :grin:
" I will do no such thing. The man is beneath me and so is his daughter." "Now I don't give a darn who you are. This is America, Jack. Now, you say one more thing about LISA and I'm a break my foot off in your royal ass. " "Pardon me?" "What's everybody yelling about?" "Their son The Prince is in love with your sister, but the King here, he can't handle it. " "No, he's not. The Prince is in love with me." "Are you all right?" "Yes, Mother, I am fine." "Why are you hugging HIM? He's just a servant. HE [pointing at Semi] is the Prince." "Who told you that?" [they all look at Semi. Semi retreats to the exit] "You mean Akeem's the prince? " "Yeah, and he's in love with Lisa." "How come SHE always gets the good ones??!?!? " ABC Family in HD? "ABC Family" I can't believe it.
