Job Thread

I wISH! I cant tell a good joke . I wish I was more like Eddy Murphey. That guy is FUNNY! Have you seen Eddy Murphey tell his jokes, Mr. Brightside? btw , is that your real name??

 

lol....Maybe it wasn't a joke?

 

Woo hoo!

I am now officially an arms dealer! The ATF put my license in the mail yesterday (after a 6 month wait) so if anybody needs any heavy weapons email me and I'll hook you up. I can't do machine guns, silencers, or 'destructive devices' yet but give me time...



I used to do IT but that just made me want to kill people, hence the new job.

 

Web (designer/developer/programmer) & Unix Administrator by day, and by night I... well, sh*t, they called me at home last night about some Unix crap so I do that at night, too. (meaning I get to surf the internets and restart the servers all day)

We seem like pricks? Get ready. I am about to disconnect your access to ClutchFans.net as well.

He wasn't kidding, man. Be nice to us.

 

Lol...I know I was in IT, but this new place seems to be more "worried" than the last place. I guess being in the energy field they have reason to be.

 

working on a PhD in organic chemistry (second year)

 

This is America! Your primary language should be Spanish.

I am a Research and Development Tech working in the Oilfield Services Industry, I'm Bilingual and trying to get into Accounting and I can't catch a break.

 

I am an estimator for a Defense Contractor. I'm hoping that by January, I will also be teaching a couple of night classes at the local community college in math.

 

I work in the office of a construction company. Mostly deal with the day to day finances.

 

We're not really allowed to ask, but I do get free tickets from Alamo Drafthouse.

 

Just graduated with a BA in Economics.

Trying to figure out when I want to go to law school, I've taken the LSAT already and destroyed it without trying.

Looking around for a job.

Anybody hiring? I kinda want to work in finance or as a paralegal.

 

Consultant

 

Fluffer...I mean technical writer.

 

Professional BBS Poster

 

For what company?

 

I sell propane and propane accessories.

 

I'm in the receiving department at the Amtex Corporation in Garland Texas now.

My job is to mostly update inventory of all material on hand used to construct mobile modular homes.


I've lasted a week and a half so far and I already know how to insult people in spanish in many different ways.

 

Design Consultant for Houstons Custom builders.

 

How the F did you get a job so fast.

I've been looking for a month now, and nothing.

Anybody in finance or banking want to give me advice on how to get a job?

 

It appears that the invisible hand has slapped you down; giving you advice would simply be inefficient at this point.