Not when he came out asking for advice and made his job situation a public one. Still not too late Almu...talk to us and stop wasting everyones time.
I found a picture of Almu He's too busy drowning in his own sorry and can't afford his internet fees.
Almu, I heard a rumor that OP/Popeye's next riddle is about you leaving the board hanging! Spill the beans already!
anytime there's an unfinished story, i like to say, "hey man, don't Almu us." it should be in urban dictionary also.
The story is finished. It's pretty obvious he screwed up a great opportunity because he lied. Now he's in a crappy situation. His family's probably pissed, his dog is probably pissed, his goldfish is pissed, his vacuum cleaner is pissed, and he's got nothing.
lol that's brilliant! too bad it's only funny on clutchfans. sigh I wish I could use that in everyday life
unless he makes it known otherwise, i'm gonna say the whole story is total BS. if so, it's a sh!tty thing to do. yea, i know it's just the internet, but i don't think anyone appreciates a made-up story just to entertain yourself. if it really happened, and he's just holding out on the results just to "laugh" at us, that's a dick move too. and if what that one poster said about Almu stating in chat that he got another job is true, why can't he just come in here and clear everything up? i guarantee he's been reading this thread the past week. so i dont' know what the deal is.
Warning lights are flashing down at ClutchFans Control Somebody made a false post and they threw him in the hole There's rumors on the BBS and anger across the town Almu faked the whistle and the walls came down Theres a meeting in the mods room theyre trying to trace the smell Theres leaking in the Forum theres a sneak who's going to h*ll Somewhere on the Internet someone jerked a knee, Goodness me could this be Almu-Deceit disease? The frequent poster was crucified for making a false post Theyre refusing to be pacified its him they blame the most The readers got duped the moderators got fleeced And everyones crippled about Almu-Deceit disease Theres panic on the message board tongues are ties in knots Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots Some blame the potential employer, some the potential employee And everybody knows its really Almu-Deceit disease A lie was perpetuated, and all were thunderstruck A whole bunch of posters who say, "Almu, you S**K!" AOFs and AOHs disagree, one of them must be wrong And here comes Almu singing his job woe song - he says "I had to tell a lie to get into the door I had to skirt the issue to get the W-2 form I had to avoid the truth to get on the payroll And now my fate is hanging on an Internet poll Rockets, Texans, Astros- these are all dying by degrees All that matters is we're stuck with the Almu-Deceit Disease. With much thanks to Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits "Industrial Disease"
