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Jesus Loves You.....$5....WTF.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Uprising, May 27, 2012.

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  1. Dairy Ashford

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    Pretty sure I would rip up the letter and throw away the five-spot.

    At my previous employer around Chinese New Year, the diversity guys dropped a tiny decorated envelope with a card about Chinese New Year, and a one dollar bill. More out of hatred for the company than anything else, I ripped up the card and threw away the dollar. I also got peeved when I was working an invoicing issue with a senior analyst and one of the other black co-workers on our floor (but not in our department) dragged us over to talk to a Tuskegee Airman (around the time of that movie).

    I had a co-worker six years ago ask me to work a week of her evening shifts, in the email she said something about buying me a gift certificate at a food court. As insulting as that was, she was a senior team member who'd really dinged me before, so out of self-preservation I just agreed to work the week of evenings for nothing in return (even though anyone else would have offered to work another one of my scheduled evening shifts down the road).

    The Monday morning after I finish working the week of evening shifts, I see a ******* ten dollar bill on my desk with a Post-It note attached. "The food court only sold gift certificates in denominations of $20 or higher." So I just wrote another sticky note thanking her, but telling her I didn't accept gifts of that nature.
     
  2. Uprising

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    LOL @ some of your responses. Woke up, walked to the kitchen to get a drink and saw it sitting on my counter. (forgot about it).
     
  3. CCorn

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    If this happened 3 months ago, I'd imagine it was a desperate Santorum campaign move.
     
  4. finalsbound

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    hahah the ****tiness of that is astounding.
     
  5. supdudes

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    Reminds me of that "mission" in GTA 4 where some random guy gives you 100$ for no reason
     
  6. thadeus

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    Cubicles are to passive-aggressive sociopaths as caves are to bears.
     
  7. Uprising

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    So, I walked by dogs again and noticed the same type of note on the door next to me. (no one lives in that apartment).

    So I grabbed it. Glad to see I wasn't singled out. But apparently Jesus doesn't love me as much as the empty apartment next to me.

    [​IMG]

    I'm guessing someone had some $$$ to give away.....could have gone to a better cause...
     
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    $5!!! Maybe you can go to the movies.....by yourself.

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  9. WinorLoseMate

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    Pepper your angus, I'm goin' in.
     
  10. Jontro

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    Now you're just stealing Jesus' money.
     
  11. QdoubleA

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    Must spread rep. This is...unbelievable. This seems straight out of a movie.
     
  12. Pull_Up_3

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    didnt mean to freak u our brah

    ill sign it next time
     
  13. Canadiandude

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    ******UPDATE: Empty apartment next to me had one too.
    [​IMG][/QUOTE]

    The handwriting looks like it was written by a child.
     
  14. Uprising

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    I would hope a child. I feel it's more on the side of an adult......and hoping it's not the psycho guy living across from my place.



    ...and it continues! sans money...

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    edit: meh. 2nd pic is sideways.....too lazy to fix.
     
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  15. tmoney1101

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    That letter brought tears to mine eyes.
     
  17. Harrisment

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    Really creepy. I'd find a new place to live immediately.
     
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    Uh oh, he double underlined "steal".

    It's time to either call the cops or move from there, forever, now.
     
  19. Canadiandude

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    This is getting Kevin Spacey, Se7en, creepy, bro.
     
  20. Uprising

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    Ya, I noticed the double underline too. :eek::confused:
     

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