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Jessica Simpson: They're real, and they're fabulous

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Aug 10, 2005.

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  1. RunninRaven

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    I am of the opinion that they are real, with the most having been done to them is a lift. However, as others have pointed out, a lift and wearing pushup bras or taping them can often look very similar, so there is not a good way to know which we are seeing unless she is topless. As others have mentioned, I have seen several interviews with family and friends and acquaintences of her from when she was younger in high school, and they all talk about how big her chest was even back then. Apparently, her mother dressed her in baggy sweaters when she was young because she was afraid of the attention she would get from older men. Every once in a while, women are born with spectacular boobs that don't need surgery.

    And that one website is a little overexuberant in the breast implant search. I've looked through their pictures before and they seem to really go out of their way to read things into some of the pictures they find. A great deal of the time it could easily be the clothes/angle of the picture, as Cheetah mentioned. But I guess that doesn't make for an interesting website.
     
  2. Faos

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    My sentiments exactly. I'm sure gravity has taken it's toll on her.
     
  3. Austin70

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    She has a great body, but her face I find unattractive.
     
  4. Faos

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    Her no talent sister has gone blonde again.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. GRENDEL

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    I'm sure it'll be on the nightly news :D

    Jessica simpson does nothing for me.


    Now Jessica Alba, that's a different story, can you say junk in the trunk? ;)
     
  7. Austin70

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    She does have a nice rack though.
     
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    Fake a seizure.
     
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    Good pic choice, this one has a date on it.

    Notice the date on this picture says 2001 while Wizzywigs post is about pre and post 2003 :confused: :confused: :confused:

    Are you saying her boobs shrank in 2002 Wizzy, or did you post a picture from 1999 when she was 19?
     
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    Oh who cares....but I have heard that she was that big in high school before she got famous.

    And also as far back as I can remember, after she got famous they have been big.
     
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    ditto
     
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    2001

    CASE DISMISSED
     
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    Lets ask Nick he saw her naked, and I think they're real and they're fabulous

    I want to check with my own eyes and hands!! and do other things to her!! :D
     
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    Im saying they are real.
     
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    I think that the main problem with Jessica Simpson is that, besides the fact she's about as smart as a bag of door-knobs and just needs to pour herself a big glass to STFU, she's one of these people that have been constantly force-fed down our throats as most of these packaged, hyped-up stars are today. Now, that being said, if Jessica Simpson was butt-naked, laying on my bed and screaming "Give it to me Big Man", i'd be on that faster Lamar Odom on a dimebag.
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    If she continues to look like this, I don't care if they look real or not.
     
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    I like her more as a brunette in that picture. Then again I'm naturally partial to brunettes.
     
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    I can't say the same. I like my ribs on a plate with bbq sauce, not sticking out on a woman. Someone feed that poor kid.
     
  19. Faos

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    "Give it to me big man"? Why on earth would I be having sex with Jessica Simpson on your bed? That's just sick, you perv.
     
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    You rock! :cool: By the way, a little meat on a woman's bones goes a long way toward enhancing her boob size naturally. This doesn't mean her stomach has to stick out further than her chest or anything. Just a few feminine curves.
     

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