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Jessica Simpson is hot but...................

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. Smokey

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    Yeah I didn't see it but Kimmel played a clip of it. It was funny cause they paused it right after she said it and her husband was in shock.

    It went something like:

    Jessica: Is this chicken or tuna? The can says chicken but it tastes like tuna.

    long pause....

    Nick: What?!? It's tuna. The brand is Chicken of the Sea. You know, people eat tuna like it's chicken from the sea.

    Jessica: Oh I'm sorry. I must've have misread the label.
     
  2. MadMax

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    Pole stole my thunder...i was going to say,

    One word: DALLAS
     
  3. Jeff

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    Yeah, naturally stupid! :D
     
  4. gr8-1

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    Hotter than Britney, imo.


    Did you know she got marrried in Austin?
     
  5. Jeff

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    She's from Waco. I remember seeing some story in Time Magazine a few years ago where they actually asked her mom about her looks and her mom said something like, "In middle school, her bossums got real big and I told her, 'We Simpson women all have big bossums.' It runs in the family."

    They had a pic of her mom and she was this big-haired Texas gal that looked like a blonde version of Peggy Hill. :)
     
  6. Drewdog

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    hot and dumb.....

    A frustrating combo.....
     
  7. SoSoDef76

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    Maybe I heard wrong, but the actual cost isn't the issue. Her complaint was that even though Nick stayed at home all the time, it wasn't worth it for him to clean. Because by the time he was done doing the house cleaning and his own laundry, no one had done her laundry -- hence, the maid comment.

    In any case, I know people now who's first job out of college doesn't even pay that much in this crappy economy. So I'm not sure the $8 is so off the mark, especially if the maid is a full-time live-in maid with quarters included, which I suspect may be the case here.
     
  8. JuanValdez

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    Is this a bad picture of her, is everyone on crack, or am I gay? Because she doesn't even look attractive, much less as hot as she's made out to be in this thread.
     
  9. MadMax

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    oh, you're clearly gay.


    ;)
     
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Reading this thread reminds me of something. Today for like the 3rd time in the last 2 days or so, I heard this song on the radio (thanks to no CD player in my car) called "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera.

    Besides being incredibly catchy, I have to say that Aguilera has one of the best singing voices that I have ever heard, yet no clue on how to act or present herself. And I think that is a shame.

    Anyway, I am embarrassed to admit that I like "Fighter" but I did want to point out:

    1) That is the danger of going without a CD player in your car (hearing incredibly insipid songs that stick in your brain)

    2) That despite being a train wreck in looks, attitude, etc, that CA still has one helluva voice.

    And I thought of this because Aguilera was one of those teeny boppers/bubblegum people like Simpson, Mandy Moore, Backstreet Boys, 98 degrees, etc although some are trying to distance themselves from that stigma by changing their image (Aguilera, apparently being one of them along with Britney).
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    nice bod, not-so-nice face.
     
  12. Rockets2K

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    I dont know, I guess it depends on your taste in women. I dont think she is outstanding, but she is pretty and has a nice bod...

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  13. SirCharlesFan

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    I'm sure these guys live in a really nice house and all, and are probably getting paid decently by MTV to do this show, but am I the only one that thinks you guys are probably overestimating how much they are worth as far as dollars go?

    You act like they are loaded, but take a look at the numbers here:

    Jessica simpson has sold about 1.5 million records and her husband Nick sold abou 6 or 7 million CDs in part of 98 degrees in which he had to share the royalties with three other guys.

    They probably both made a little bit off of merchandise considering their audience is primarily teeny boppers, but I don't see how the two could be THAT loaded.
     
  14. R0ckets03

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    Dude you are definitely gay.
     
  15. UTweezer

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    It's kind of sad and pathetic how these two try to exploit and commercialize their marriage. I guess these two washed-up never-has-beens need something to do...
     
  16. Bobblehead

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    A lot of these new pop stars are so caught up in contracts that they really don't have the money they seem to have. The record producers and agents are the ones really making the money.

    Alot of the house you see on "Cribs" aren't even the artists. They are owned by the labels and the artist lives in it for free to uphold an image.

    As soon as they tank, see how long they live in that house.

    Simpson os okay, but a freakin idiot whinning baby.

    I'd take Arvil Lavigne over Jessica Simpon any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
     
  17. Bailey

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    Nice body, but I'm not impressed by the face.
     
  18. mulletman

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    my pop star rankings (looks):

    1. brittney spears
    2. mandi moore
    3. hillary duff
    4. jessica simpson
    5. christina aguilera

    i cant think of any others and i feel like a dirty old man for including some of these girls on my list :(
     
  19. ROCKSS

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    Dude, that girls like 12 :D
     
  20. mulletman

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    lol! i know:(
     

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