Jessica Alba is So Hot...NOT

this thread was started to dog her and everybody is still saying they'd tap it.

hilarious.

 

Yeah, I'd like to dog her.

 

She's total hot. No one looks hot 24/7. Not even me. I got that one 10 second period around 4am that I'm human too.

 

She's no Scarlett Johannson or Carrie Underwood, but still hot, you have to be an Amaechi not to smash it.

 

THESE are the photos in question? That's her on a BAD day????? This thread should be locked just on principle.

Now Eva Longoria without makeup, that's another story.

 

I vote hot.

 

Smokin

 

Yeah, it just looks like she had a ROUGH night in those pics.

Nothing wrong with her.

 

If I woke up next to her, I'd hi-five myself

 

Are you serious???? Jessica looks like any other pretty girl looks in the morning when she's tired. We can't be gorgeous all day long and honestly she looks pretty damn good not to be all done up. Now Eva L on the other hand looks a toal mess without makeup.

 

It's just the brown eyes, they're so......common.

 

I never thought she was that good looking in the celebrity sense. she's a pretty woman and those swimsuit pictures are awesome but she just doesn't strike me as beautiful like most celebrities who we think are beautiful. she has more of a girl next door appeal that you always had a crush on.

 

I'm convinced that there are "reverse touch up artists" out there who's job is to purposefully make celebrity pics look bad by adding imperfections, lines, ect.

Anyways, I'm going to bring up a suggestion that somebody mentioned a while ago (can't remember who). Anybody that says they wouldn't do Jessica Alba, please post a pic of your own wife/girlfriend. If we deem her hot enough, THEN you can go back to bashing Jessica...

 

In other news hotballa enjoys the company of men*











*not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

*LOL*
'An Amaechi'
a new slang/Euphemism is created

Rocket River

 

i hope all the girls i hook up with are not hot like that.

 

she still looks pretty to me...

 

Ahhhh, she looks hooooorible! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!