Jessica Alba is pregnant..

it was me. i'm the father...

 

This is total bs, I know damn well I pulled out in time.... Freaking gold digger.

 

^^ these are going to start getting old really quick.

 

she told me she was on the pill

 

There goes another woman I will never masturbate to again.

Why are all the hot b****es getting knocked up these days?

 

watch out! kobe's in back of ya!

 

Sure wasn't me...I went through the backdoor...

 

I thought the reason she didn't do nude scenes was because of her Christian upbringing?

 

britney, christina, and nicole richie are into it, alba had to join in the trend!

fertility is the new sexy

 

I wish she picked up on the sex tape trend instead.

 

Maybe she will delete the baby. Then I still have a chance!

 

and babies are the new black.

 

if her career hits a down turn, could happen

 

That's why I only masturbate to strictly p*rn Stars. They look just as good, if not better, and you'll never have to worry about them get pregnant.