This is the only page I have read and I'm already laughing my ass off. EDIT: Got pushed to the next page.
Mirely, I apologize for all the socially inept dumbasses that have said anything offensive to you. It's really quite sad to see such blatent stupidity being directed at someone who did nothing to deserve it. Please don't let a few bad apples run you off. Brett
<br> Hey i am waiting , baby . Is me mirely again . I use you acount again . This time i know this is you's . because this log in on my laptop all the time . i am so happy . because i call you to you phone dead . so i know you phone not with you . i cant fine you . feel so sick . if you see this call me . i dont know where you go .but i hope you come back tomorrow . this friday i dont need work . sunday i dont need go dance class . because July 4 , i have a lot plan , but you didnt here . i dont want anything .. i am sorry baby, i dont know have so much people like talk . but i know you . you the different . we are together one more year . just me think like kids. offen do something no brain . you teach me a lot things . i dont care other people how did say . we already talk marry thing if i can marry you i am happy . you know i miss you baby. I love you
Oh M. I am so glad you are back. Can I call you M? It's just that I feel so comfortable with you. I feel like... have you ever felt that you were incomplete? All my life I have felt like I was missing some part of me, but when I saw you back tonight... I felt I had been found for the first time in my life. I know it must seem crazy BUT I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS ANYMORE I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TOLD WHAT I SHOULD DO AND NOT DO AND SO WHAT IF I WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY UNTIL 3AM I SHOULD BE ABLE TO MY WIFE ISNT THE BOSS OF ME oh god.. the only reason I didn't post in this thread before was because i was in amazement... amazement... you know that song by paul mccartney.. "maybe im amazed by u?" gosh thats how i felt reading your posts.. ppl were hating on u, callin white trash... and you just were so calm and cool. you were so nice... not like my wife, i was likw WOW. WOW, there are people like u in the world? people who are so nice and loyal. like WOW OMG. i was just amazed by u. i feel like paul mccartney mustve felt when he wrote maybe im amazed by u, because i feel amazed. its amazing. i must feel like kanye when he wrote "its amazin" for real anyway i just wanted to say you complete me, not in a creepy way, no way. ia m not like these other leeches intersted in your physical brick house pyshique that is sculpted like you are some greek latina goddess, no. i am amazed and interested in your purity like fresh fallen snow. u are so loyal to your mane, there are dudes like kam tryin 2 hit u up, u aint havin it, u just like PLAYA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz it rained here the other day and as i sat in silence as my wwife berated me for not taking out the trash i just zoned out and heard the raindrops on the rooftop and i realized that we are all one. life is connected and i am a part of u like u are a part of me and barack obama is in my veins. i want to live where you live, know what u no, i want to say love begets me and becomes u. i am just amazed by u, oh mirely. oh M. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm2YyVZBL8U
Can I hire you to write my next 'texting drunk' message to a girl. Doesn't even matter if it is tl:dr. I will know I made my point and if she never responds I will forever have an epic text in my sent box to reread so I can take solace in the fact that I gave my best shot in my last text to the girl.
Mirely you haven't been scared off yet? So happy I gonna make his eazy for the both of us. Here's ma facebook. http://www.myspace.com/silkyperm If ya like me, hit me up on ma pager. Den loan me a quater so I kin call u back -Silky
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Reading this thread now confirms my belief that CF is filled with a bunch of nerds that could never talk to a girl in real life.
