Jennifer Lopez or a Celebrity That You are Sick Of

Kelly is fat. She definitely has a gut. I think she even wore a coat which said "pop stars can kiss my fat ass!" on the back.

 

Ja Rule anyone?

 

Ja Rule is fat too!

 

Ja Rule is the man w**** of rap hooking up with any girl to make a song.

J-Lo does the same exact thing.

Jay-Z is awful too.

Justin doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

anyone seeing a trend here?

 

Kelly is fat and her outfits are horrible. She should wear more Khaki pants but I guess she would not fit into them.

 

jLo has a big ol booty.

Ja rule is annoying.

Ashanti

 

The Oxy-Clean guy

 

Jen. Lopez ( I refuse to call her J-Lo)
Eminem
Ben Afflick
Britney "BS" Spears
Jay-Z
Christiana Agulair
Bin Laden
Sadam Hussain (Tired of hearing about them)

Need more:
Olsen twins (when they turn legal)

 

I suppose that's German fashion sense in action. As far as vintage looks go, she really knows what she's doing. I wish I had Ozzy's credit cards and all day to shop too, so I could dress that amazingly.

Generally, to the 'Kelly is fat' brigade: I'd call Kelly 'chunky' but I wouldn't call her fat. You guys clearly have really unrealistic conceptions of what constitutes 'overweight', particularly for women. She's a round little person, but she's not fat. No way. Of course, considering some of the skinny little skanks you all seem to find attractive in the everpresent 'hot girls' threads... I mean, it's like some of you want to f*ck women with the bodies of teenage boys.

 

I would be happy if I never saw or heard of Jennifer Lopez. She's isn't that hot, and her talent level is pretty low.

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got."

Thanks for the advice. I'm not fooled. I understand that you didn't acquire your "rocks" through ability. Go away.

Thankfully the Osbournes haven't reached saturation level on British TV, so I hardly ever have to see Kelly Osbourne. Which is nice.

"Fat" is a very emotive term, particularly with women I like curvy women, but not particularly round ones. I can't say her fashion sense does much for me either.

 

Chunky, fat, same thing .



So you check out the "hot girls" threads, huh?

 

In terms of weight as an element of attractiveness, I think there's a disconnect between what society has come to deem beautiful as portrayed by the pictures in women's magazines and what is now being preached to women ad nauseum about how unrealistic it is to be that thin in articles in the same damn women's magazines.

I think the truth is somewhere in the middle. I also think that Kelly could stand to lose a few pounds. And dimsie, I'm the first to admit that you're a darn cool chick, and I'm closing in on old fogey status, but I think she dresses like a train wreck.

Granted, those outfits do draw attention away from her flabby arms.

 

Besides J-Lo, there is an endless list of celebrities I am sick of. I'm pretty much sick of all of them! A small part of the list follows...

Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Any member of the cast of Friends
Eminem
Avril Lavigne (completely talentless)
Anyone associated with StarSearch or American Idol (host or participant)
Anyone associated with any reality TV show (host or participant)
Jon Bon Jovi
Destiny's Child
George Strait
Tim McGraw
Pink
Ozzy Ozbourne
Anyone associated with MTV (Empty-V)
Justin Timberlake
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera

Man I could do this all day!

 

I really don't understand how anyone can say Kelly is not fat. I'm not judging her, it's just a fact. I was a fat kid also. She's not alone either. I call Jack fat as well. Both could stand to lose quite a bit of weight. But if they're happy as is, that's fine. I always get a backlash from people when I say that Kelly is fat because of "unrealistic expectations" placed on women. I expect nothing. I'm just stating a fact, and it's for both men and women. Jack and Kelly are fat. There is nothing wrong with it until they start to experience health problems due to the fact. If they're happy, more power to them. And judging from how they're portrayed on their crappy show, they don't seem to care about it at all.

 

J-Lo is just in a long list of celebrities who are celebrities because they are celebrities, if you know what I mean. I have never understood how it happens. Her fame definitly took off with the movie Selena. If I was Mexican, that would piss me off because she seemed to screw that role up too. Did anyone really believe she was a Tejano star in that movie? Suppodesly there was a contest where auditions were given to 100s of Hispanic girls in Texas to play Selena when they knew all along they were going with J-Lo. I think they could have done a much better job.

But the one thing I must say is I can blame her for taking full advantage of her status right now. How many of us wouldn't?

BTW, you may be sick of Jay-Z or Eminem, or some other people on some of you guys lists. At least those guys have talent.

 

Did anyone see that special on VH1 on JLo? That girl is soo damn rich and spends like crazy!!! It was amazing on how much she makes and spends. Just on like her makeup and personal issues, it's like putting down a down payment for a house!!

 

Now, I can look at J-Lo all day. Well, not all day, butt, still...

A female friend of mine was recently talking about having seen an interview with J-Lo and "how real and down-to-earth" she seemed, blah blah.

Not to be a hayta, but I did say, "What you saw was what she wants you to see. That interview is the result of about 5,000 practice interviews, after going through about 20 different makeup artists and image consultants."

Down-to-earth? Hmnph. She's hot, but I can generally ignore her.

 

I'm sick of ALL of the Osbournes. Why do I have to see these idiots every time I turn around? Get out of my face. Ozzy is a damn bumbling fool and Sharon is a controlling b****. Shut the hell up you freaks.