I thought the definition was: To contribute fake comments to numerous threads in order to promote lame catchphrase. Also see: Fatbastard, Fatty; Blargh.
Not friends. You are more like that r****ded cousin at the family reunion who wants to play frisbee really badly with the rest of the able-bodied boys. He's just standing there yelling for you to toss it to him, so you feel badly after a while and you finally do toss it to him and it hits the poor b*stard right in the face and he runs off crying and you feel like a tool. Except I don't feel like a tool.
Latinos all over the world will start saying Jelafied thinking they are saying Hellified. Thanks a..hole.
These were the good ol days!! Have a very very very super JELAFIED Friday! Fly through the sky, bird so high, please don't die. PEACE OUT HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND TTYL KTHNXBAI