Jedi Church Opens in Wales

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?

 

Don't believe that Jedi propaganda crap.

 

the light sabers are real. You can do these things at our church .

 

Sidious/Vader 2016.

 

I've been all over and I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's just a lot of tricks and nonsense.

 

Sidious/Vader 2016.

Their space program is intense.

New Death Stars in every galaxy.

Health Care not so much.

 

I can feel your anger. It gives you focus. It makes you stronger.

 

Building those Death Stars will provide millions of new jobs for the struggling economy.

Universal health care is still a polarizing issue.

 

and cloning

 

The Death Stars will provide the ultimate in Homeland Security and 1000 new star-destroyers will put an end illegal immigration.

Not to mention the complete control in the Senate so the next time Newt Gunray decides to b**** up your planet, you don't have to rely on a r****ded testicle-faced creature and a 6 year old boy wonder to save you.

 

they're not wacko, they're just Jedi Extremists.