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Jeans that make booty pop

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Caesar, Nov 28, 2019.

  1. Mr. Brightside

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    those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?
     
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  2. Haymitch

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    Sounds like someone had too much wine and got rejected by a cousin this Thanksgiving
     
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  3. ThatBoyNick

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    Lmao.

    Sounds like Mr.Haymitch has been there & done that.
     
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  5. da_juice

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    It may be because my intestines are reeling from yesterday; but I misread this as jeans that make the booty poop
     
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  6. donkeypunch

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    This is a real, life issue. Having tight pants will make you poop.
     
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  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Cue makeover dance sport montage!

     
  9. peleincubus

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    hunnhhh.

    I disagree
     
  10. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    What's your height? Sounds like to you need to focus more on RISE than "fit".
     
  11. BamBam

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    It doesn't matter what brand, as long as they're TIGHT!!! ;)

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  12. dmoneybangbang

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    Lucky Brands athletic fit for us “well seated” guys.
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    No homo, if bromo.
     
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    Oof.. it's time to leave when the mother in law starts looking like a side dish.
     
  15. Caesar

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    58 where does it ever say what rise it is? I only ever see it mentioned if something is low rise
     
  16. Rodman23

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    I like Calvin Klein regular fit
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Taken out of context this sounds like Gen-Z speak.
     
  18. Caesar

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    Tried some jeans and the ones i thought were awesome fit still had one glaring issue. My balls stuffed and popping out to one side or my balls forming a ball camel toe. It looks disgusting. Not an appealing bulge to be mirrin.
     
  19. Caesar

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    Got some tommy chinos and they fit amazing. Nice crotch fit, and my booty could catch a rappers gander. But that's totally different material and soft.
     
  20. Caesar

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    Should i be looking at low rise or mid rise if i have midget legs?
     

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