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James Harden Disstape

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by KelvinCato13, Dec 10, 2015.

  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There's vomit on his jersey already, eighth martini
    He's lazy, but on the surface he looks calm and ready for car bombs,
    But he keeps on forgetting that he's eight down,
    The whole bar goes around
    He opens his mouth, but the shot won't go down
    He's choking how, everybody's joking now
    Last call announced, time's up, over, blaow!
    Snap back to sobriety, oh, he dates a fatty
    Oh, there goes Curry, he smoked
    He's so mad, but he won't give up Hennessy, no
    He won't quit it, he knows his rep's in a chokehold
    It don't matter, he's dope
    He knows that, go for broke
    He's so glad that he knows
    When he goes back to his stripper's home, that's when it's
    Back to the 'yac again, yo
    This whole damn bar scene
    He better go hatch a bowl movement and hope it don't pass blood

    You better lose yourself in the nausea, the movement
    You own it, you better never overflow (flow)
    You only get one sht, do not miss your chance to blow
    These bubbleguts come twice every morning (yo)
     
  2. Haymitch

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    Bleacher Report was just a site where random nobodies posted blogs I thought? And then they hired a few legit writers. So is it now a social media site where people post things like this and try to get their 15 minutes?
     
  3. apollo33

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    I hope Curry has a career ending pregnancy
     
  4. awc713

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  5. Dopamine

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    Yawn...
    Come on son, A middle-aged groupie talking like he just got done
    off his knees after wiping off Steph Curry's c*m
    get a life ya bum, how many ships have the Warriors won?
    Stick to ya day job son,
    lookin' like a fat, pasty version of Klay Thompson
    And I aint done,
    Talking mad **** now that ya team is winnin'
    But I bet you wasn't yappin the Rockets were kickin
    yo teams ass at a historical rate, even had yo coach trippin
    Trying to foul our players when we was hittin 3's back to back
    Talkin **** about my team, don't make me laugh,
    How bout u check the stats
    We 119-89 against ya squad all-time and that's a wrap,
    Mad cuz Harden won the MVP from his peers,
    Talking **** when yo squad got 1 ring in 40 yrs.
    It's clear, this dude is a bandwagon queer
    actin tough, but yo bars lighter than veneer
    Lames start dissin so I have to comandeer
    Yeah we started slow but we pickin up steam
    By the All-Star break you'll see what I mean
    When we firing on cylinders,
    it's a wrap for yo team
    And last but not least,
    If you win the west
    Let's see how u do against
    A Cleveland team that's not missin 2 stars
    Yeah Mchale got fired, but send Mark Jackson my regards...

    I'm done.
     
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  6. don grahamleone

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    Only way to shut them up is to beat them. Players got to get to work if they want that to happen.
     

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