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James Harden: deceptively athletic... or potbelly sloth with mad foot skills?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jocar, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. sirbaihu

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    Maybe you should stop looking at his ass and look at his game.
     
  2. flamingdts

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    If you are going to troll, at least try harder with the nickname. Soft-on does not have any syllables that even remotely rhyme Harden. It's like you saying "Kobe Bryant? More like Kobe Badyant!".
     
  3. hikanoo49

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    not trolling but Harden is soft

    and dont be a homer. nothing wrong w stating facts that Harden is not in the best shape for a all star type NBA player who is only 24

    in most situations, people are leaner at age 24 than at age 30. so if he doesnt work hard on conditioning, it may become an issue with his performance
     
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    I agree. Besides, the play on Hard vs Soft is easily accomplished while keeping a similar name, e.g. James Hardly.

    Or you could skip the name and comment on the Beard.

    Softon is kinda pathetic.
     
  6. Panda23

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    JAMES HARDEN? MORE LIKE, JAMES BAD-MAN

    HA HA!

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  7. Houston22

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    oh, oh, I got one very smart too:
    why make a basket first when you can first miss, then get offensive reb and put it back in
     
  8. vlaurelio

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    LOL at LOF calling Harden soft
     
  9. Jontro

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    Probably talking about his beard. It's like a pillow doe.
     
  10. SkyrimOwnsAll

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    James needs to get in better shape, so he can play defense better. He looks like a guy right now that is just living off his talent
     
  11. D-rock

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    A sloth cannot block a shot on the perimeter then recover the blocked shot as he is sailing out of bounds and passing it back onto the court before touching ground.

    His lack of D is not due to a lack of athleticism but a lack of interest. The guy is a freak athlete, strong and long with very good agility for his size.

    Playing D is just not his passion. If it was he could be an excellent perimeter and post defender. Guy has great vision and explosion, that is why he gets so many steals and blocks. When motivated he could be a beast, on both ends of the court.
     
  12. tmacfor35

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    NBA players are weak. If you have ever gotten the luxury of sitting courtside at a game. Thankfully, I have once. These guys are skinny. Incredibly skinny.
     
  13. Easy

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    Wait till you see this guy.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Haren a one trick pony, only offense no Defense
     
  15. SacTown

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    Does Harden still have a Pot Belly?
     
  16. apollo33

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    probably, helps his post defense
     
  17. SacTown

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    Can someone photoshop hardens face and beard onto a potbelly pig?
     
  18. jocar

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  19. flamingdts

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    And that potbelly pig will be eating little Lebron James!
     
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