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Jalen Green will be the Rockets' Numero Uno

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kpdark, Jan 2, 2024.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    Cute kid.
     
  2. Roomba

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    Impressively unhinged post…you’re a really fun writer, I must say!
     
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    I seriously thought OP would have gone for the Dry hump for a minute there.
     
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    Makes me want to go back in time and fix the mistake his parents did by letting him touch a basketball. Take out the parents and make sure he finds a good home, make sure his foster parents are good people. He studies medicine, specializes in otolaryngology. Then him and his team develop the perfect drug for laryngopharyngeal reflux and helps me and others who suffer from this terrible disease. Regurgitation around the world stops..just like that. Drug's name? Greenzyme. Doesn't impregnate 40 year old hoes instead finds a good woman who loves him for who he is. They have babies together but none of them ever touches a bb growing up because it's too dangerous.(failed to mention but i become a part of his family, they call me uncle, and personally make sure him and his blood doesn't pick up a ball) He lives a peaceful life, watches his children grow up, get married and be productive members of society. In a cold day of january while he is sitting on his chair flipping through channels to find something to watch comes across an NBA game. Rockets-OKC 2nd quarter. The Rockets are beating them by 69. A few drops of tear rolls down from his eyes. He finds it very bizarre that he is getting emotional over a sport that he is extremely unfamiliar with but he finds it very exciting. Doesn't switch the channel and finishes the game. Then he goes to his room, gets into his bed with a big smile on his face for the first time since he lost his wife to anal cancer a year ago. He plays the game in his head and his last words are "..and my Rockets win". He falls asleep and never wakes up.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Knowing Udoka he 100% letting Holiday start
     
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    You unintentionally inspired him. Look above.

    I am mildly disappointed, you did not include what he would write on CF @invocux
     
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    Take my book money, Invocux......when you write a book.
     
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    #750 kpdark, Feb 6, 2024
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    Not sure if posted
     
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    Shouldn't have been posted ... who Jalen f***s is of no concern.

    We should stick to basketball .....


    I think most of us have done a lot worse things than paint our f*****g nails.
     
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    There are players that beat women in the nba, we've had rapists, we've had murderers and these fools here mad 'cause Green paints his nails. Fragile masculinity. I wonder what they hide in their closet.
     
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    chenjy9 Numbers Don't Lie
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    "Green couldn't even win us this game, what a scrub!" - Some loser Green hater who thinks they should be an NBA GM
     
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    chenjy9 Numbers Don't Lie
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    Kid can go clubbing and drinking with Green, not a bad deal at all
     
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    Kept us in the game and overally had an awesome game. I wish him luck wherever he goes. I'll root for him.
     
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    Agreed, like first of all, this is tabloid ****, second of all, she’s bad AF and there’s nothing wrong with dating older women…I’ll believe he’s gonna be a father when I see the child.

    His game has plenty to criticize, I don’t get why most people don’t just leave it at that
     
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    Trade him for a late 1st and a backup center!
     
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    Just do a paternity test......should be clear.

    You don't want to pay for a kid that is just rumored to be yours and could be someone else's.
     

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