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Jalen Green will be the Rockets' Numero Uno

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kpdark, Jan 2, 2024.

  1. Dobbizzle

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    Sure you do, there's an entire meme culture around trolling Karens like you, it's silly to pretend you're unaware of it.
     
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    Brah your T levels feel weak. You thinking of doing hormone therapy?
     
  3. Bobbythegreat

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    You had to know the cult of Jalen would lash out at you for insulting their idol.

    The real question is why you care about ANYTHING mentally feeble cultists have to say about anything at all? Let them throw their tantrums and have their degen fantasies of being the next Josh Christopher and just laugh at them for it like everyone else.
     
  4. Dobbizzle

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    No self respecting man over the age of 25 would call themselves "New Age" come on now. That's a yoga pant rocking, chakra aligning, b****es-about-everything-because-the-karening-aint-been-karening-so-hard-since-the-divorce-when-brad-left-with-the-secretary kinda big ass (no pawg) middle aged white chick with a "can I speak to your manager" haircut if I ever saw one... ;):p
     
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  5. NewAge

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    you’re completely deranged!

    I don’t call myself "New Age", this is an alias on an Internet message board. It came from here:

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    If you think people call themselves by the aliases they use here, you’re totally mental. Do you call yourself Dobbizzle? That would explain a lot, actually…
     
    #2925 NewAge, Jun 30, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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  6. Dobbizzle

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    Aww did it hurt your feelings? Don't worry, your husband won't come back (or your figure) but you can still make yourself feel good by pretending young men who are way out of your league are gay, we won't judge you, promise.
     
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    Surely one of them must be that you Sizzle doobies. AmIrite?
     
  9. Dobbizzle

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    This actually looks a lot like Jalen Green’s defense on Ingram…
     
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    what a weird turn this thread has taken...
     
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  12. MadMax

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    This thread makes me Numero Dos
     
  13. Bobbythegreat

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    I think there are a few here who started drinking super early in the morning on the last day of pride....
     
  14. jim1961

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    I think a lot of folks are bored and have nothing better to do.
     
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    As YoYao taught us, “it’s summer…people suppose…
     
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    If Jalen Green got a beer gut and became more relatable to you would that make him a more masculine in your eyes?
     
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    This chick named herself after a poster of Jeremy Lin, Royce White, Donatas Motiejunas and Chandler Parsons. All of whom failed in the NBA.

    It might actually be a blessing she doesn’t believe in Jalen Green.
     
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    This isn't a good example because I've seen Steven Tyler wear nail polish before.
     
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  19. Dobbizzle

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    Yeah but New Age is only ok with women looking like Steven Tyler, she gets pissed off when men steal her look.
     
  20. peleincubus

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    You guys can make fun of Bobby the great Newage all you want. I have done it myself. The thing is it somewhat brings you down to their level. Nothing will change their super cool personas. Because guess what homphobic racist; people with actual mental issues do exist.

    I can say how lame it is to call out another poster and mock them for having an autistic child. Or another poster for saying Jalen Green has a “ghetto weave” and gay nails painted and can’t dribble.

    You mock them and make fun them for being that person that’s lame AF. Then you get called weird for mocking them. Of course they stick up for each other because why wouldn’t they. A little be of the real them leaks out online and know they have some things in common.
     
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