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Jalen Green is going to be a father

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Shake_it_up, Mar 8, 2024.

  1. HardenReturns

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    Worked well for this guy too.
     
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    This is a relatively long term prediction but i'll say it. That hoe leaving Jalen will upset him so bad it'll unlock a new chucker in him, a chucker that he didn't even know existed. He'll go down in history by averaging only 19% from the field rest of his career. Left with a 2 year old kid completely dependent on him, constantly depressed taking Xanax before games. Can't even get out of the bad to paint his nails asking Sengun to drop by to paint them for him. I'm just thinking out loud i dunno maybe this will never happen (it will).
     
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    Are you the writer/director/exec producer of this documentary? If so sign me up for a role in it, no casting couch necessary

    My suggestion for the title of that film is.....

    A Hit Dog (will) Holler: Book Uno

    It can be an extension of the Chapter threads in here

    Mucho deneiro for all parties involved
     
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  4. DatRocketFan

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    Some folks hate green for reasons outside of basketball and it's quite disgustin
     
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    He switched to dudes, probably to avoid impregnation and paid the price via losing dad strength.
     
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  6. topfive

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    Possibly the smartest financial move he's ever made, tbh.
     
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    Dwert was very funny, always did his thing with the smile.

    All Athleticism kind of guy.

     
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    I'll take the responsibility of bumping this every game for Jalen's sake
     
  10. J Rock

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    That’s one despicable b*stard.
     
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    What has motivated you?

    “My family. My baby.” — Jalen

     
    #311 J.R., Mar 19, 2024
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  12. Salvy

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    Draya is the real MVP...
     
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    Jalen’s kid is his new motivation

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    continue hooping your heart out
     
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    If knocking up this old woman is the thing that legitimately turns Jalen Green from being a listless loser and draft bust into a potential star, he should have been raiding the old folks home MUCH sooner.

    I'm holding out hope that this is more than just a random fluke hot streak like all of the times before.
     
  15. apollo33

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    Hang Drayas numbers on the rafters
     
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    Can he get more women pregnant because he is playing unbelievable at the moment. Good for him
     
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  17. kingkingston

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    as long as both are adults, who really cares. No one who is married or together are the exact perfect age. I never get why there is such focus on age difference between adults.
     
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    Draya is literally dancing on the poles that she would be installing.
     
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    Well, I fear for the speech, they better hire some speech and diction coaches as this is not to be joked about.
     
  20. HeyBudLetsParty

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    Fr hope this dude just focuses on hoops and getting his seed out there
     

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