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Jalen Green is going to be a father

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Shake_it_up, Mar 8, 2024.

  1. Believe It!

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    Do not know the history on that, but not much surprises me on the forum anymore.

    It's raining agendas in here.
     
  2. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!
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    Hey Jalen,

    Ceelo says it best.



    DD
     
  3. Believe It!

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    LOL..

    This dude is still butt hurt that JG is here and his boy is done. He's fine with a woman beater, but wants to flame a dude for making a baby.

    The court jester has spoken!
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Notice how EVERYONE'S reaction....other than a few Jalen Green fanbois, is to laugh at Jalen for knocking up a hoe that 3/4ths of the league over the last 20+ years have dogged out and sent packing.

    This is EXACTLY like when a dumbass Private immediately out of basic goes to his first discount strip club, gets a tug, then proposes.

    All the NCO's laugh because they've seen this play out time and time again.....and most of them have already done unspeakable things to the Private's new bride time and time again....and a few of them will likely keep doing so.
     
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  6. Believe It!

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    When people listen to morons they become morons.
     
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    It's TRUE LOVE babeeeee! This chick is ready to give birth jg4's first babe even before he settles down his first big contract? My…congrats jg4
    Look at CWood who is stuck in a real shet to fight against an LA influencer who kidnapping his child for a large chunk of his wealth smh
     
  8. Bobbythegreat

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    She's 39 with a storied past.... her options at this point are limited so she's buying low on Jalen and hoping he turns it around so she can milk him till she starts getting social security checks.
     
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    My brain cells lose brain cells listening to these podcasts man.
     
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  10. Believe It!

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    What's funnier than the podcasts is people posting them like they carry weight. Social media has truly done a number on a significant percentage of the population.
     
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    Everything has generally gotten trashier. Hell...look at the Rockets. We went from Les/Morey/Dantoni/Harden to Tilman/Stone/Silas/KPj/Green. Luckily we got Ime/Sengun who have salvaged the franchise a bit. Things are ultimately trending in the wrong direction and the only people that want to "be famous" are the trashy types. Anyone with eloquence or class has largely receded into the shadows.

    Like I said in another thread....I've been watching much more of Premier League Football than NBA this year. When I watch analysis it's men and women that are presentable and speak like adults. Not some daddy's money looking dude bro with Jordans and some hoodrat with her weave down to the floor in a purple suit.
     
  12. fchowd0311

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    Lol this is kinda sad(on your part)
     
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    This post wreaks of idealism. Deal in reality my friend…
     
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    Reality of what? Insecure grown men with superiority complex' so lonely and bored that they think bashing on another mans preferred love interest is fun? Enjoy your reality then as that position is not a shared trait among successful and fully adjusted people.
     
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    Jalen fanbois defending this situation more than Jalen himself.
     
  16. fchowd0311

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    At the end of the day it's the ones who wax lyrical about the evils of Jalen fanbois that are obsessed with the sex life of a 22 year old who does sexual things to only consenting adults.

    Have some perspective of how unhinged you people are.
     
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    He's a pearl clutcher, he can't help himself. Feigning moral outrage for one reason or another is his entire shtick.... now he's outraged that people are laughing at Jalen for being a mark.... it is what it is.
     
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    Thing is nobody in that club is really laughing at him because they all rock together, some in the podcast world may speak on it but they all have dealt with and knocked up Hoes/Skanks or whatever word of art you choose

    The everybody you speak about are not in that dogma club so of course it would be super funny

    Just like its super funny how a lot of celebrity male-men like being with Rupaul over a natural childbearing wombman.....but they wouldn't find it funny because that is how they rock

    Once you see it you can never unsee it

    It wouldn't have been no diff if Green would have knocked up the thot Kim K, but Kanye got laughed at, just like Tristan got laughed at for allegedly knocking up the other thot Khloe (who looks like Rupaul show contestant)

    Its many more skanks I could name, Green is not special, this been going on before Green was born, he is just the latest club member to join


    You must have diff tiers of what a hoe is, but the entertainment club is basically a brothel, go ask Odom who was another Kardashian victim, them hoes is skanless B
     
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    The reason they laugh at him.... and they do, is not because he knocked up a thot, it's because he knocked up a senior citizen thot that has been run through by everyone for longer than he's been alive.

    It would be like someone dating Madonna or Jenna Jameson today.... just pathetic.
     
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    The loudest here are probably on their 2nd or 3rd marriage and cant seem to understand why women wont get near them so they lash out at other men who are living their best life via jealous insecurity and disguise it as "manly". Hilarious.
     
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