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Jalen Green has cut his hair

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Boii, Jan 8, 2023.

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  1. Caesar

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    He should do the Michael Cage, but dye it green.

    Jalen Jerry Curl Green
     
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  2. Caesar

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    I don't know why that gif has Burt Steele faceswapped on it
     
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    reminiscent of melo losing his super powers when he cut off them corn rows after losing that bet. green finna be of teh suxs now, time bench him or trade him while his stock is high
     
    #43 Jontro, Feb 17, 2023
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    wow. I thought the hair was his brand.. less stuff to think about. we did it.
     
    #44 DreamShook, Feb 17, 2023
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    That's bullshit (fyi) -- they spin like a flagellum to provide thrust like an afterburner.
     
    #45 KingCheetah, Feb 17, 2023
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    If only he could stop acting like a self absorbed teenager. Wait. . . How old is he again? Oh yeah, just turned 20. Nevermind. I'll check back in with him in 8 years.
     
    #46 Rokman, Feb 17, 2023
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    #47 AroundTheWorld, Feb 17, 2023
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    He got that f***boy haircut

    Gonna be breaking hearts instead of trying to break ankles
     
    #48 DreamR, Feb 17, 2023
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    It seems stupid. But as someone who went from being a philosophy professor to an attorney, the new haircut actually was a sign that I had changed professions.
     
    #49 Saeculum, Feb 17, 2023
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    From a guy who paints his nails, dont expect a manly haircut.
     
    #50 hajkov, Feb 17, 2023
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    i like pie

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    #51 Tfor3, Feb 17, 2023
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    Jalen’s hair is part of his brand. So the fact that he’s willing to cut it means that he takes ball more seriously than his brand and we can expect great things now.


    …yeah I just pulled that outta my ass. Lookin good though young fella!
     
    #52 Roomba, Feb 17, 2023
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    next step, the nail polish.
     
    #53 CantStopJG24, Feb 17, 2023
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    OMFG wow.....I can't believe it......this is real news!

    DD
     
    #54 DaDakota, Feb 17, 2023
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    Untrue, Jalen has braids
     
    #55 rockets1995, Feb 17, 2023
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    Have you ever seen a good shooter with long hair?
     
    #56 Easy, Feb 18, 2023
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    Jalen embraced the Houston culture. He went to a Vietnamese hair salon on bellaire & got a $2.99 haircut.

    @Jontro
     
    #57 RasaqBoi, Feb 18, 2023
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    what if Jalen was wearing a wig this whole time?
     
    #58 DreamShook, Feb 18, 2023
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    The Suggs.

    Melo was moving away from being the Melon king.
     
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    Olynyk also had decent numbers.

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