Jalen Green has cut his hair

He should do the Michael Cage, but dye it green.

Jalen Jerry Curl Green

 

I don't know why that gif has Burt Steele faceswapped on it

 

reminiscent of melo losing his super powers when he cut off them corn rows after losing that bet. green finna be of teh suxs now, time bench him or trade him while his stock is high

 

wow. I thought the hair was his brand.. less stuff to think about. we did it.

 

That's bullshit (fyi) -- they spin like a flagellum to provide thrust like an afterburner.

 

If only he could stop acting like a self absorbed teenager. Wait. . . How old is he again? Oh yeah, just turned 20. Nevermind. I'll check back in with him in 8 years.

 

He got that f***boy haircut

Gonna be breaking hearts instead of trying to break ankles

 

It seems stupid. But as someone who went from being a philosophy professor to an attorney, the new haircut actually was a sign that I had changed professions.

 

From a guy who paints his nails, dont expect a manly haircut.

 

i like pie

 

Jalen’s hair is part of his brand. So the fact that he’s willing to cut it means that he takes ball more seriously than his brand and we can expect great things now.


…yeah I just pulled that outta my ass. Lookin good though young fella!

 

next step, the nail polish.

 

OMFG wow.....I can't believe it......this is real news!

DD

 

Untrue, Jalen has braids

 

Have you ever seen a good shooter with long hair?

 

Jalen embraced the Houston culture. He went to a Vietnamese hair salon on bellaire & got a $2.99 haircut.

@Jontro

 

what if Jalen was wearing a wig this whole time?

 

The Suggs.

Melo was moving away from being the Melon king.

 

Olynyk also had decent numbers.