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Jalen Green gets a Dennis Rodman tattoo

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DaBeard, Jun 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM.

  1. Plowman

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    This kid is a paper tiger...all flash...no substance ....a shrinking violet whose priorities are out of order.

    That said, he's still got more trade value than most think...perceived upside.

    Get his @ss out of here for the right target.
    We need a committed, fockassed professional at the 2.

    I dont want to ever see this roll of Charmin in a Rockets uniform again.
     
  2. Rokman

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    I thank God I wasn't a dumbass in my 20's.
     
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    Jalen being a weirdo simp is completely separate from him being a bad basketball player... But he is indeed both of those things.
     
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    Double Team, The Rodman and Van Damme classic
     
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  5. Imanimal

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    He should’ve gotten a Luther Head tattoo as he is the only Rocket to choke worse than Green in the playoffs.
     
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    Thankfully my younger brother was the one in the family who had this kind of idiocy (mine is more riding skateboards at 80mph down the side of mountains.) My brother let some random guy he knows "tattoo" both the Blink 182 smiley face on his ribs and "Andy" on the sole of his foot (as if he was a Toy Story character - I wish I was ****ing joking.) Lol.
     
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  7. Rokman

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    Yeah, we all know people who did that crap. I have a cousin who tattooed space ghost on his ankle as well as one of the animaniacs characters. This was like 25 years ago. Even then I just thought WTF are you doing??
     
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    Hakeem Olajuwon back in 1999 said I don't want Rodman on the Rockets to Scottie Pippen.
    When Dennis Rodman didn't sign early in Free Agency, he went to the Lakers (Dated Jeannie Buss) than the Mavs, ended his career.

    Dennis Rodman always smelled bad (maybe drugs) but still got the hottest girls.
     
  9. Roomba

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    If Jalen gets that dawg in him like how Rodman had, it would be fantastic. And if he doesn’t, well, at least he has a Dennis Rodman tattoo.



    Should’ve been Dream though
     
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    Better than a Pippen tattoo, I suppose.
     
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    Saw someone tatted Puss in boots on her calf.......and it is not the big eyes one.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I really would not care.
     
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    Jalen for Cade confirmed
     
  14. ElPigto

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    I mean, whatever he chooses to do with his body or not do with his body in regards to tattoos, nail polish, etc etc I don't really care about. This man is his own individual, he can choose to do and represent whatever the hell he wants and is none of my concern. What he does on the basketball court, that's what we care about. I'm sure he is hitting the gym, he just like posting about other **** I guess, I don't know. I guess I don't care about these things like some of you do. I don't interpret anything from it. He is just living his life choosing to represent whatever he wants. Sure, if he was doing things that were offensive, then I understand getting riled up about it, but this?
     
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    Just trade this idiot already.
     
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    Rodman did paint his nails too so :)
     
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    Okay so one big thing you all are missing: Rodman and Jalen Green have FILIPINO heritage. That being said, it’s weird AF, especially getting a tattoo of Rodman from that movie. But for the rest it’s all a big bunch of nothing.
     
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    I don't think Rodman has any filipino heritage at all
    he was born in the US his parents were both americans born in ths US
    his estranged dad retired in the philippines
     
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    People talk.

    If it bothers you that much, just treat this as something inconsequential, trivial matter.

    If there is a thread on the Rockets, I will look at it and comment on it as I did before.....

     
    #60 daywalker02, Jun 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM

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