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Jalen Green gets a Dennis Rodman tattoo

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DaBeard, Jun 5, 2025.

  1. ElPigto

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    I get it, your upset that Green isn't that guy, but you guys are pretty dramatic. He likes tattoos and apparently Dennis Rodman. Who gives a **** lol.
     
  2. deb4rockets

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    I find it kinda weird for men to tattoo other men on their bodies, unless it's their father or son, or in remembrance of a family member, but to each his own I guess. Could be a lot worse, like tattoos of their cult leader. :p
     
  3. groovemachine

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    This is interesting actually if that is the mentality he is aspiring to on the court.

    Jalen needs to get in a fight with the first guys who talks **** about his nails next year, it would be worth a 3-5 game suspension because he got punked by GS
     
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  4. OremLK

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    Rodman? Huh, okay

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    Hope he revs up his motor to at least half Rodman's level, maybe that's what he needs. Just become the energizer bunny out there.
     
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  5. theDude

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    I admit it is pretty bad, but not as bad as Alex Caruso getting a tattoo of Kobe taking a dump.
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    If he grows a pair of balls whilst becoming some OTT flamboyant nightmare and that enables him to be consistent then **** it, I'll support him again, if only because imagine how much more annoyed the "he paints his nails" crowd will be when he's running around in tutus and changing his hair colour every week lmao?
     
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    Should have tatted Bron bc dude got him that Asterisk Bubble Championship.

    You cannot even see if that was Kobe.

     
  8. daywalker02

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    Likely his new found rebounding and his new found flamboyant lifestyle have him think he can link up to Rodman.

    It is not that we shouldn't give a fork but his game is so far away from Rodman.

    Also that Guitar above is more out of place, random like his inconsistent performances.

     
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    I don't care what the guy does to decorate his body that's unrelated to basketball. I care about the guy playing better than he has up until now. So far, he hasn't given me loads of optimism. I doubt if Jalen can spell consistency, much less produce with any.
     
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    LOL.

    I'll never not find it weird a grown man tattooing another man on his body.
     
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    Jalen must want to dress beautiful like this.
     
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    Would you find it weird if your father painted his finger nails? This dude is a dad
     
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    Rodman retired in 1999-2000. Jalen was born in 2002. People here remember Dennis from his playing days. Jalen's impression of Dennis is from whatever media he consumed later on. No clue if he understood the full spectrum of Rodman: ball player Madonna, and then later the stuff with North Kr leader.

    HIs body, his choice. But unless he sleeves up, Rocket fans will have to see images of an ex-Spurs/Bulls player in the game photos, free throws.

    There could be worse people to choose. *shrugs*
     
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    This dude is ****ing weird man
     
  17. TEXNIFICENT

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    I was about to post the same thing. Jalen is a weird cat.
     
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    Just ****ing trade him already....
     
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    I prefaced my post with what you said and my reasoning. Again , its innocuous in isolation but interpreted in the context of everything this dude for his showing this year should stfu and hit the gym. He's all about proclaiming cred and making statements.
     
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    Is he gay and we don't know about it?
     

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